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Dugonge's??? :eyebrows:

I'm fishing for a Puckerred Sphyncter Suckerfish!...........yum!!! :lol:

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I'm with Ken on this one. Back off Brat-fink. First posters need to read the 'ettiquette' page and 'THEN' turn up for work.

Now Ken - you appear to have been remiss and not sent me your latest potion err Lotion err err Potion .. yes that's it...

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  • ....Time to lay this fairytale aside......
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I'm with Ken on this one. Back off Brat-fink. First posters need to read the 'ettiquette' page and 'THEN' turn up for work.

Now Ken - you appear to have been remiss and not sent me your latest potion err Lotion err err Potion .. yes that's it...

Oh Ken, while your taking orders could I put one in for:

1 x 100gm tube Blackcurrant and Vodka flavoured lubricant jelly.

1 x tin Dubbin clear leather polishing wax, with added crotch rash ointment.

1 pr HgAg star shaped nipple paps with the Ford blue tassles.

Cheers mate. :ta:

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Oh Ken, while your taking orders could I put one in for:

1 x 100gm tube Blackcurrant and Vodka flavoured lubricant jelly.

1 x tin Dubbin clear leather polishing wax, with added crotch rash ointment.

1 pr HgAg star shaped nipple paps with the Ford blue tassles.

:sleepystuff::smilielol::smilielol:

Oh Ken... I never knew you were into "THAT"!!! eeeewwwwww :sick:

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I'm with Ken on this one.  Back off Brat-fink.  First posters need to read the 'ettiquette' page and 'THEN' turn up for work.

Now Ken - you appear to have been remiss and not sent me your latest potion err Lotion  err err Potion  .. yes that's it...

Oh Ken, while your taking orders could I put one in for:

1 x 100gm tube Blackcurrant and Vodka flavoured lubricant jelly.

1 x tin Dubbin clear leather polishing wax, with added crotch rash ointment.

1 pr HgAg star shaped nipple paps with the Ford blue tassles.

Cheers mate. :sleepystuff:

All out of Blackcurrant and Vodka ... how bout Boisenberry and Bat's Piss?

Clear wax no problem ... Pint? Quart? Gallon? ... Special this month on Flagons.

... yeh, nice try ... you know you don't get the nipple paps til you earn your HgAg merit award, and from memory, you failed to complete the course ... :smilielol:

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Clear wax no problem ... Pint? Quart? Gallon? ... Special this month on Flagons.

forget the steak knives ,these bad boys come with a bonus foot pump.

or so I'm told ...................... :censored:

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But ken who would want to join team *beep* I mean hag any way.

Ian

Stop it! You're killing me!

I see what you did there ... you meant to say Hag but instead, mistakenly said *beep*! What a riot ... insinuating that my sexual preference was somewhat confused.

... laugh ... I never thought I'd start ...

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I reckon this forum has a collective IQ approaching room temperature. :censored:

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  • ....Time to lay this fairytale aside......
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Yeah.....f uckn hot in here eh?

Is that celcius, farenheit or kelvin....... :lol:

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