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1 hour ago, Puffwagon said:

Long weekend ay? 

Yep. You've got the Monday to find your car keys, wallet and kidneys

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Bottom fell out of the human horn market when they worked out we only use them to collect boogers

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Smoked the 5kg of cheese and jalapeno kranskies today in prep for Sunday.

 

Had a taste and fark me - the bait is set

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Do u reckon FedEx do like a hot satchel express post? Anything smoked and anything with cheese is like catnip for me... and stuff that's Smokey and cheesey at the same time is like orgasmic.

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I've got your address - will send you a vac pack.

 

Some kranskies, pork, brisket and a slice of aged wagyu sound good?

 

(plus some kidneys, sliced liver and some head cheese from the guests who don't head home sunday night?)

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no way!!! Then the new owners of our house will get it and it hut they’re a bunch of wanktards and do not deserve such yumm food lolol 

 

But if u have some people you don’t like you could do a Hannibal and have a special dinner party the week after and get rid of the kidneys and liver then lolol. 

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