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  Macktheknife said:
Goddamn dial-up............

OK suckers.........

I contend that when:

1. A consistant state of suck is applied.

2. Mouth temperatue remains constant between 35-37 degrees C

3. Saliva consistancy is maintained at a bubble rate of 28k ppm per CC.

4. Tougue lapping mean rate of between 55-65 slurps per minute.

5. Some semblance of a smile is maintained.

6. Pleasureable groans are maintained on a consistant basis.

Then............

Yellow smarties will disolve before red ones. ;)

Sorry Mack, simply not true. Everyone knows red ones are faster ... at dissolving

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  Zeke said:
Just don't understand the continual sexual references to cars. If the car turns you on, you're missing something, somewhere.

Cheers

zeke

or is it just different strokes for different folks?

You'll get no argument from me Zeke.

Guess that f!!cked the point of the thread eh?

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Yanks never made it to Mars either.

Anybody who has seen Quilpie/Western Queensland in General will know they just went Opal mining instead.

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See Plonky starts something and then just sits back and laughs at us all without posting another post. Who needs the shots?

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  Mondie said:
The yanks never made it to the moon. :banghead:

Yes they did,I seen it on TV :sick:

Michael Jackson ain't no rock spider,he said he wasn't on CH9 anyway and they never lie :(

Janet Jackson didn't flash her t!ts at the superbowl on purpose,once again she said so on CH9 :ermm:

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Is this the place were we take as pot shot at da fuzz?

Plonky has deffinately contracted something in Tas, he's been back a week or more & I haven't noticed one egotistical remark to date.

Scotty

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hmmmm, ok .... :banghead:

Religion is the foundation for all that is evil in this world. It is nothing more than a desperate attempt to instil fear into the masses by the church (insert demonination here) using lies, suspision and intimidation.

Religion is the greatest crutch know to man.

;)

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  KEN 24T said:
hmmmm, ok .... :sick:

Religion is the foundation for all that is evil in this world. It is nothing more than a desperate attempt to instil fear into the masses by the church (insert demonination here) using lies, suspision and intimidation.

Religion is the greatest crutch know to man.

;)

Supposed to be an argument Ken,no good knocking it on the head that quickly :banghead:

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  ducatijb said:
  KEN 24T said:
hmmmm, ok .... :huh:

Religion is the foundation for all that is evil in this world. It is nothing more than a desperate attempt to instil fear into the masses by the church (insert demonination here) using lies, suspision and intimidation.

Religion is the greatest crutch know to man.

;)

Supposed to be an argument Ken,no good knocking it on the head that quickly :banghead:

See, I think someone is supposed to disagree? :huh:

... please don't make me resort to .... Colour Wars! :o :sick:

Surely, someone out there is brainwashed by some religion or other? :ermm:

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