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Getting a little bit naughty while changing a clutch mmfg ;)

Also lilly came for a drive with me earlier today

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Would've been awesome if you had to slam on the brakes. Dog breaks its neck on the glovebox...

(I assume it was a low speed trip)

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So anyway this is a throw back to the men who should hand in their man card chat a few days ago. Firstly I am glad of my pencil pushing career. Mainly because I'd rather tell the machines what to do then operate one or attempt to fix one. I can swing a spanner when I need to and I'm fairly handy at fixing things.

Today I got home from furniture shopping and shot down to the garden centre to buy some firewood.

Anyway lined up behind a Skoda wagon at the firewood pile. Made a mental note to myself to share with Kimbo that a dude was gonna load bulk firewood in a Skoda.

Guy in the loader asks how much. Takes your cash and pulls the loader alongside your car. You load it in.

Dude in the Skoda asks for a Metre cube. Staff doubles checks he's for real and he says he is. Now this dude was the most yuppy looking bloke I've seen in a long time.

Back of.skoda opens. He lays about 6 tarps in there to protect the interior. Staff pulls the loader alongside and the Skoda bloke just stands there. Finally he asks 'well are you going to put load it for me?'. The staff member very kindly explains that he only loads it if you have a tray back or a trailer. So Skoda bloke demands a pair of gloves.

By this point I was getting sick of waiting so I chucked him my shop gloves I had in the ute. He picked them up. Got them about 4 inches off the ground and he glared daggers at me and squealed 'these are wet!'

So finally I loaded the wood for him to get the bastard out of the road. Damn that Skoda was riding low out of that place.

He didn't even say thanks!

WMMFGT?

Confirmed my beliefs on Skoda drivers :-P

(sorry Kimbo had to..)

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I did try.. but I gotta admit my pet hate on the Samsung phone is how long the bastard takes to focus if you try and take a quick photo.

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Here's a brolly girl for those that requested one

More on the way once I get a faster connection ☺

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Things are pretty laid back here at Misano Adriatico, including my WiFi hookup

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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

There might have been a taxi driver who was going a tad fast down Beaufort Street, Inglewood, late last night.

Another taxi wanted to get a bit competitive, but he was turfed aside easily enough.

Seconds later, there were red and blue lights in the distance, about 300 metres behind.

Our driver was hoping like mad that the cop car would pull over the other taxi.

Nup. Cop car overtook the other taxi and was heading for our guy.

sh*t.

Got to a traffic light intersection. Green lights. Time to break line-of-sight by making a quick left turn.

Immediate left again into a small carpark. With an alleyway, connecting backstreets (ie parallel to Beaufort St).

Screw the speed bumps. Slam through.

Left at the end. Left again. Back on to Beaufort St. Just done a quick little lap of the block.

Stopped at the intersection (red light this time).

Watching cop car drive up and down road, turning around, roof lights still on, looking for our guy.

Who is sitting at the red lights, looking at the cop car.

f*cking brilliant bit of driving.

Still giggling like an idiot.

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  • billet turbos and weathered engines dont mix
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Organised to do boys trip to Thailand ( no banchong jokes ) for 2 weeks in August. Talking to the girlfriend and now I'm going to Indo for 2 weeks before that. Business class then a villa for the time over there.

You only live once right?

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Here's a brolly girl for those that requested one

More on the way once I get a faster connection ☺

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Things are pretty laid back here at Misano Adriatico, including my WiFi hookup

Oh Yeah!! Love your work BCB :respeckt:

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