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  • Bob the Freaking Builder
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Ha ye right

If a woman doesnt put out bwfore the baby whats the chances of her after when she feels like sh*t.. weighs a ton... has sore boobs back and fanny and all she is worried about is if the baby is ok...

Dont like the chances

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  • FREAKY
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But his missus might be one if those crazy horny pregnant women.. So on the upside 7 months of secs.

this is what im hoping for ^

all seriousness fluff just trying to learn and trying to show more 'maturity' in this relationship.

also seriously didnt know about the food thing, which was interesting.

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  • Bob the Freaking Builder
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Theres a lot of stuff people dont know... like your always wet when ya preggas lol...not a joke actual fact...

Also (I am lucky) but a huge majority of women arw constipated at least 50% of the 9months

Also thw healthy weight gain is 12kg while pregnant but average weight gain is closer to 20kgs

Your boobs leak

Your bits have double the circulation so they are sensitive and majority of women enjoy secs less while pregnant

I could go on and throw some really gross ones at ya but I wont

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  • I <3 Floods
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Lol.. You'll put the book down in the first couple pages :-P

Pregnancy sucks..

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  • Bob the Freaking Builder
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Yep most women hate it with a passion... if I didnt get to eat whatever I want and not put on any weight id be permenantely throwing a tanty lol I cant sleep coz I wake up 100000 times to pee and cant sleep on my tummy like I want to... its crap.

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  • I <3 Floods
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Haha my wife hated the sleeping the most. Laying on back was uncomfortable.. Can't sleep on tummy..

Least she dodged a bullet with morning sickness.. Barely any symptoms of it at all..

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  • Bob the Freaking Builder
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Lucky bitch ahahah I had it til 17 weeks..

your not supposed to lay on back anyway coz it reduces circulation to the baby

.... its all farked... never have a baby lmao

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