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What Made You Feel Good Today


Ralph Wiggum

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Made me Happy I'm not a safety officer..

I'll second that, since moving to the front office our safety guy is in the next cubical and I get to sit and listen to him bleating on to all the franchises about all the up coming and in progress shite....todays was a pearler, one of the stores out in upper comeback somewhere is just a shed with a roller door beside it and yet they still need a full fckin map to show them where that one exit/emergency exit is located.

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....but if someone cant find the exit they can sue cause they werent shown.....

or how about nature taking its course and knocking out all the dumb cnuts?

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Our safety minutes today had the following:

- Staff are no longer allowed to take mobile phone calls while onsite. If your phone rings you must walk to your vehicle and take the phone call sitting in your vehicle.. Cause some dumb arse had a near miss when a back hoe was reversing.. Beepers and all.. I'm farkin deaf and I can hear those things reversing a mile off. But plus side I'm gonna spend most of my site days sitting in the car..

- Cannot go into areas with no signal without a satellite phone.. So apparently I'm getting a satellite phone.

- Broad brims are to be correctly snapped onto hard hats. Safety officers have observed that several broad brims are fixed using only 1 or 2 of the available snap locks..

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Mrs cooked steak, cutlets, grilled sweet potatoe, etc for tea. Was ace.

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  • Tampon inserted, Auto Acquired, next purchase a new handbag
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Yea. My mrs for your mummsy?

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  • Location: Geelong, Victoria

Working at the pub (big reno for those who don't know) the last 2 days. 200M from beach and town..plenty of birds in little clothing with today's weather. I likey!

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