ilk Is on holiday from communism Member 1,282 Member For: 5y 11m 26d Gender: Female Location: Victoria Posted 15/02/19 04:30 AM Share Posted 15/02/19 04:30 AM 1 minute ago, tazzanz said: Sex pest alert I'll fark you too 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzanz Donating Members 573 Member For: 9y 4m 26d Gender: Male Location: NZ Posted 15/02/19 04:33 AM Share Posted 15/02/19 04:33 AM Buy me one of those toys then we will talk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Jeturbo Bob the Freaking Builder Donating Members 10,813 Member For: 15y 3m 15d Gender: Female Location: SA Posted 15/02/19 04:35 AM Share Posted 15/02/19 04:35 AM (edited) Well this is the one he got his mrs... they been enjoying it together ever since apparently ... he gets so much he has to turn her down... Edited 15/02/19 04:36 AM by HRM Fluff of Cornwall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilk Is on holiday from communism Member 1,282 Member For: 5y 11m 26d Gender: Female Location: Victoria Posted 15/02/19 04:37 AM Share Posted 15/02/19 04:37 AM It's a bit bigger than that🙄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arronm Dropping a turd Gold Donating Members 9,520 Member For: 17y 2m 1d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 15/02/19 04:53 AM Share Posted 15/02/19 04:53 AM 3 hours ago, I love kittens said: Lick her booty hole Stripes, see quote above. This will get you in the good books...., either that or in the shi_t. See what I did there.... 4 hours ago, .Stripes. said: A bit mushy... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MBAF Bronze Donating Members 2,156 Member For: 8y 4m 13d Posted 15/02/19 05:55 AM Share Posted 15/02/19 05:55 AM 1 hour ago, HRM Fluff of Cornwall said: Well considering I’m the closest thing here to a woman keep telling yourself that fluff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Jeturbo Bob the Freaking Builder Donating Members 10,813 Member For: 15y 3m 15d Gender: Female Location: SA Posted 15/02/19 05:58 AM Share Posted 15/02/19 05:58 AM Dunno how many times I have to explain I had the pen*s removed years and years ago so I count as a woman now... the moustache and hairy boobs don’t count 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MBAF Bronze Donating Members 2,156 Member For: 8y 4m 13d Posted 15/02/19 06:04 AM Share Posted 15/02/19 06:04 AM pics for proof 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZYWALKER XR50T Gold Donating Members 2,795 Member For: 11y 7m 27d Gender: Male Location: Western Sydney Posted 15/02/19 06:19 AM Share Posted 15/02/19 06:19 AM Funny story time, silly bitch in front of me did a uturn while stopping traffic, nearly made it but stalled her bike. Bike fell on her and as I drove past I threw a yellow bath duck at her and said, you quack me up you silly *beep*, Learn to bike. Dont ask why I had a bath duck in my car. All the white knights stopped their cars and came running.... haha simpsKunny funt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodycrashboy Feeling the Love :-) Bronze Donating Members 4,421 Member For: 11y 8m 27d Gender: Male Location: Not in Cairns anymore Posted 15/02/19 07:34 AM Share Posted 15/02/19 07:34 AM Bike fell on her and as I drove past I threw a yellow bath duck at her and said, you quack me up you silly *beep*, Learn to bike.You're a fu@ken retard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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