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11 minutes ago, MattyP said:

If you want to watch sex I'm pretty sure 30 percent of the internet is dedicated to it

 

You must live a sheltered life if you think it's only 30%

 

My dad is 70 and always seems to find new sites, which is bad because most of the P0rn sites tend to have the drive by malware attacks, even the biggest family of sites has been found to sometimes be infected, it's all because the advertising companies don't check what they put up for their "customers".

 

Then there's mum who always seems to FW: FW: FW: FW: (repeat about another 50 times) emails about Bill Gates giving something away for free, I upset her once by doing a Reply to All the Snopes link, she went off at me for embarrassing her in front of her friends, but I expect they were more happy someone finally did it and they didn't have to.

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Talking about my dad, I gave him a HP Intel i7 PC we decommissioned at work earlier this year, nice little machine with 500GB SSD, 8GB's and will probably outlast him.  As you do when you replace a PC for family, he asked for his data to be transferred, which I did.

 

OMFG he had a folder in there with past girlfriends he had made tapes with.

 

Let me just say finding that stuff is way worse than my mate - the GoT sex scene fanatic - walking in with his mum on top of his dad (this happened a few years ago when he was about 37) by infinity times infinity.  Scarred for life doesn't even begin to explain it.

 

See my avatar for the appropriate response at the time before it changed to a look of disgust.

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4 minutes ago, mightbuyaford said:

 

Forgive me for asking but how does he have vids in a folder from past gfs qhen pcs havent really been around (and being able to record it) for that matter if hes with your mum?

 

Seems daddy has some explaining to do....

 

 

Edit: sort ya farken mate out too. Buy him a tent or something!

 

Mum and Dad divorced pre-2000.

 

He also bought himself a negative scanner for all his 35mm film rolls but there's no friggin' way in hell I'm doing anything but installing the drivers and software!

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20 minutes ago, masda74 said:

dafaq? 37 and still lives at home with parents.

Fark me that is wrong.

 

He was visiting at the time, his mum lives here, his old man has worked in Saudi Arabia for the last 20 years for the UN, he gets bored easily which is why he hasn't retired yet.

 

His mum doesn't live in Saudi, as she gets bored there and it's not a very nice place for women in general.  Usually they keep UN workers etc. in guarded compounds which limits where you can go and what you can do, also women are not allowed to drive there.

 

Also being Saudi all the internet traffic goes through the University too, so not much gets through, unless you go satellite, hence less choice in what you can browse.

 

I remember asking once if his old man had seen someone get their hand chopped off, there's a place they actually call Chop-Chop Mall and he's only ever been there once and never again, this guy is ex-navy and was on HMAS Sydney when it sunk, so he's seen things.

 

3 minutes ago, mightbuyaford said:

 

Starting to make more sense lol

Maybe I should have said they have an open marriage just to see what happens :pandalol:

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It was worth coming to the office today (for the first time in about a month :spoton: ) because there was free pizza :) gotta love a free pizza :showoff:

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12 minutes ago, k31th said:

It was worth coming to the office today (for the first time in about a month :spoton: ) because there was free pizza :) gotta love a free pizza :showoff:

 

Where there conditions?

 

I tend to find free stuff comes with conditions in my line of work, usually extra work.

 

11 minutes ago, mightbuyaford said:

 

Which one coz there is a few lol

My bad, I mean't the Melbourne https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melbourne–Voyager_collision

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