tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 7m 23d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 27/01/15 11:48 PM Share Posted 27/01/15 11:48 PM Is that what it's actually called? Two strings walk into a bar. The first tries to order something. "I don't serve strings in this bar," the bartender says roughly and throws him out. The second roughs himself up, ties his ends together, walks in, and orders. "Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy?" the bartender says. "Yeah," the string says. "Aren't you a string?" the bartender asks. The string replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." ^ Lame dad jokes always make you feel good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 21y 3m 29d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 28/01/15 12:10 AM Share Posted 28/01/15 12:10 AM Trentus I think those things Butter posted are some kind of phallic dalek 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETURBO ...JD TUNING ADELAIDE... Gold Donating Members 23,708 Member For: 16y 6m 17d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 28/01/15 12:56 AM Share Posted 28/01/15 12:56 AM Nar its called "novec 1230"Just doesn't have the same ring to it ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Wiggum Moar Powar Babeh Lifetime Members 19,323 Member For: 19y 2m 25d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 28/01/15 01:12 AM Author Share Posted 28/01/15 01:12 AM 2000psi of "well the fires out but unfortunately the suppressant has destroyed anything of value in the building.... Cheerio" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETURBO ...JD TUNING ADELAIDE... Gold Donating Members 23,708 Member For: 16y 6m 17d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 28/01/15 01:25 AM Share Posted 28/01/15 01:25 AM Nah its safe bro, true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Wiggum Moar Powar Babeh Lifetime Members 19,323 Member For: 19y 2m 25d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 28/01/15 01:33 AM Author Share Posted 28/01/15 01:33 AM Slept in this moring, was 33deg by the time I left for work so know full well the underground carpark was probably full I thought I'd try my luck.Pulled in drove down to the end,all the bays where full, turned around and was driving out when a bloke appeared in the lift foyer and got in his car and drove out....SCORE! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k31th less WHY; more WOT Site Developer 29,040 Member For: 16y 8m 8d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 28/01/15 01:34 AM Share Posted 28/01/15 01:34 AM I'll bet that guy will be pissed when he comes back haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Wiggum Moar Powar Babeh Lifetime Members 19,323 Member For: 19y 2m 25d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 28/01/15 01:41 AM Author Share Posted 28/01/15 01:41 AM He knew I was there (f6 is pretty loud in an enclosed concrete car park) and if looks could kill I wouldn't be typing this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k31th less WHY; more WOT Site Developer 29,040 Member For: 16y 8m 8d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 28/01/15 01:42 AM Share Posted 28/01/15 01:42 AM now we need a sound clip of this underground carpark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discostig Manual mode ________________________ All day, erryday Donating Members 13,798 Member For: 17y 24d Gender: Male Location: Probably above atmospheric pressure Posted 28/01/15 04:52 AM Share Posted 28/01/15 04:52 AM (edited) ^ Lame dad jokes always make you feel good. Felt good clicking report on some spammer post around here and including that frayed knot joke as my "report" hahaha. Was wondering who'd see it.It's actually one I learned from Sim City 2000, when you watch all the credits roll by it ends with that joke out of the blue. Good times!Also felt good yesterday driving around in a multi-storey cement car park in Perth while on the job, so loud hahaha. 1st gear FTW Edited 28/01/15 04:55 AM by -Stever- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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