Phoon508 Member 188 Member For: 11y 11m 29d Posted 15/06/14 01:09 PM Share Posted 15/06/14 01:09 PM You sir, are a genius!Reminds of year 11 school camp where a kid took a sh*t in the cistern so that every time the toilet was flushed, bits of turd come through. Poor bastard got expelled for it! Bit stiff if you ask me. All the male teachers thought it was a good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkets is Drunk? Too heavy needs boost Member 5,929 Member For: 11y 4m 2d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 15/06/14 01:10 PM Share Posted 15/06/14 01:10 PM we call that one a top loader:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoon508 Member 188 Member For: 11y 11m 29d Posted 15/06/14 01:13 PM Share Posted 15/06/14 01:13 PM That's correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stripes. All stock bar the k&n panel filter Silver Donating Members 8,061 Member For: 12y 8m 24d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 15/06/14 01:50 PM Share Posted 15/06/14 01:50 PM reverse Kangaroo throw up into the water reservoir and let the river flow out the other side into the bowl... smartI also lol'd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual harrassment panda I see a red door and I want to paint it black Donating Members 5,919 Member For: 15y 1m 12d Gender: Male Location: Far north queensland Posted 15/06/14 04:20 PM Share Posted 15/06/14 04:20 PM Went to a bucks party (yes I am in the right thread)Party started at 1, I finished work a bit after 3, mistress wasn't home so I got a $40 cab to party around 4:30. Usual thing, backyard BBQ and some tits to bring us drinks. By 6 things were getting rowdy and by 6:15 the party had dissolved into a brawl with the buck laid out cold on the lawn. SO I went to a firends place and played kings cup for a few hours and then into town. get home around 3 and had to be at work by 7. Working on the highest structure at work and seedy as I <3 Bananas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"Captain Retard" Member 1,417 Member For: 10y 7m 5d Gender: Male Location: Shellharbour NSW Posted 16/06/14 12:36 AM Share Posted 16/06/14 12:36 AM Yuk spit perrr.....4:30am this morning I'm rummaging thru the pantry looking for some munchies to take to work, I find the kiddies chip box and find a heap of blue packets which 9 times out of 10 means their plain!SCORE I say to myself and grab 3 packs!Well I just opened up a pack and put half in my mouth before I realised something ain't right, I look at the pack and their GODDAM SOUR CREAM & CHIVES.....YUK, can't stand that sh:t!!!!Bloody Aldi chips, sneaky bastards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenDoCo I'm getten too old for this s**t Bronze Donating Members 4,509 Member For: 11y 8m Gender: Male Location: A big bridge over a river in South Australia Posted 16/06/14 12:03 PM Share Posted 16/06/14 12:03 PM Pissed off coz it's my last night in MexicoThanks for your hospitality folks but PLEASE learn that "Keep left unless overtaking" actually means what it says.Oh and the concrete curbing at pit lane.....that pisses me off as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyP MattyP Cruise Control 6,317 Member For: 12y 7m 3d Gender: Male Location: Central Coast Posted 16/06/14 12:04 PM Share Posted 16/06/14 12:04 PM Nice bit of gutter rash?You should NSW drivers Gurantee to be worse 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab WOT? Moderating Team 10,981 Member For: 11y 9m 12d Gender: Male Location: Frankston, 3199 Posted 16/06/14 12:48 PM Share Posted 16/06/14 12:48 PM Fair trade Don.I went to SA and came home with a gutter rash. You come here and take one back with you :(I blame the nazi zero tolerance on speeding on most of the right hand lane hogs - they don't dare go a couple of k's faster to get a clear left lane to pull into (and don't realise they are sitting on about 10km/h less than their speedo says)Been a pleasure having you over - hope you only come back when you want to, and not because you broke something 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimberley Scott www.australianflag.org.au Donating Members 6,763 Member For: 19y 4m 20d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 17/06/14 01:00 AM Share Posted 17/06/14 01:00 AM Sitting at Dept of a Main Roads waiting to pay a speeding fine. Oh the F'ing joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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