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  On 13/06/2014 at 2:44 PM, Ralph Wiggum said:

Are you Me?

that all sounds eerily familiar....

Gee going by the display pics I read it as you Ralph..

Whoops..

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  On 13/06/2014 at 6:12 PM, raband said:

Sounds like you're about to be made secretary Velocity

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Seriously. Quality assurance is just a pita. The more problems I've solved the more that pop up.

You would think copying a batch number off a 20kg bag onto a piece of paper is easy enough but noooo.

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Pricks who double park in shopping centre car parks.

Farkin 20 something point turn to get out.

Next time I will have my power tools in the ute. Next time you will be very sorry for double parking.

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  On 14/06/2014 at 4:55 AM, OZYWALKER said:

Pricks who double park in shopping centre car parks.

Farkin 20 something point turn to get out.

Next time I will have my power tools in the ute. Next time you will be very sorry for double parking.

a little bit of the spark plug on the windscreen on the way out tends to make them think twice. I double parked at a hotel we stayed at a while ago where my room had two parks. some knob put a note on the window saying double parking gets your car scratch. should not have left your car next to mine with a shopping list with the same writing on it. lets just say if your going to do it fark it just so it.

the Oaks had a ve with two quarter panels kicked in. what a shame.:D

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Went golfing.. After an awesome round last time was looking forward to a good round this time..

Ran into a couple senior blokes from work.. So I joined up with them for a round.. Agreed to a $50 per hole outright loser to outright winner agreement to make it interesting..

Worst game of golf ever.. In 9 holes I finished 19 over par..

First 3 holes weren't bad with consistent bogeys.. Didn't cost me anything..

Then it went something like this:

7 on a par 3.

4 shots to get out of the sand on a par 4.

Well you get the idea..

Anyway thanks to the 'outright' winner (aka get out of jail free card to me) the two blokes who were doing pretty damn good tied up on most of the holes so it only ended up costing me $100..

Lesson learnt: Don't ever change it from the winner gets a beer per hole rule.. Beers are cheap..

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  On 15/06/2014 at 10:46 AM, Phoon508 said:

Food poisoning. Running into the dunny and not knowing whether to sit down or stick my head in the bowl...

reverse Kangaroo

throw up into the water reservoir and let the river flow out the other side into the bowl...

smart

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