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Old customer of mine who went missing just came in to my new work to get a job designed.

I asked him why my phone didnt ring.

Awkward.

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Saffron Burrows.

Her name just popped into my head for no reason, now its in that loop mode you get repeating over and over...like a song you cant get out.

Saffron, Saffffffrrooon, Saffron Burrroooows, Saffron Burrows, Burrows, Saffron.....

Couldnt remember what she looked like it was just her name.

I'd do her

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My housemate has been in hospital for the past week. She fainted last week and hit her head. Had to call an ambulance, and she hasn't been home since. Apparently she has fluid on the brain. Turns out she's fainted a few times recently and never told anyone. Even this time she tried to kick the paramedics out of the house.

Sister has been in and out of hospital again too, with severe cramps. They're pretty sure she's got a cyst on one of her ovaries, caused by the medication she's on.

Her daily dose of medication:

214C7032-F824-405D-9EBF-3DFB1986D11F-503

DAMN!!!!! Is the housemate back? $hit have to retreat to the bedroom now Adie.... Lol

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My brother in law is on 30+ pills a day just to keep him alive.

Wpmo.

If I died in my backyard, all my dog would do is lick and chew on my ears, walk over me and try to lick my face

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Wpmo

When 2 lanes of traffic stop at a set of lights, there's a truck in 1 lane so everyone goes into the other lane. And the truck takes of quicker then the cars

1 Truck = 3 Cars..

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My brother in law is on 30+ pills a day just to keep him alive.

Wpmo.

If I died in my backyard, all my dog would do is lick and chew on my ears, walk over me and try to lick my face

and then eventually start to feed on your face,

I have a friend who's a copper, she tells me this is a common situation

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