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I've made sammiches for you guys before, but no one seemed to interested in the arsenic butter I used!

I did actually crack it when he said to me "stop trying to put calls through to me". He undiverted his phone after that.

That's cause you should use margarine.. Butter goes straight to my hips..

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quote from article on the net

"Shell's Geelong refinery, one of only two in Victoria, has had production problems since last Tuesday, reducing the state's diesel supply by 50 per cent."

also

speaking of phone calls. the receptionist at work rang who she thought was a client to tell them their stuff was ready to be picked up, but she was given the wrong number, and the dude who answered told her to "eff off", then she apologized and he said again "seriously eff off lady".

some people tsk tsk tsk

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I wonder if that was the cause of no diesel at the shell I went to in SA as well.

I sometimes fill up my f6 with diesel for my towing tune. only 100kw but 1200nm.

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Lol.

But seriously, I have under 1/4 in my truck. When that's gone I'm cramming sh*t in my ute.

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Based on what you both have said, I would also like to imply that the aforementioned chap sends considerable timing fondling his own genitals

spends* :P

The Falcon being at the diff shop getting Trutrac because pinion and crown had a party, crown lost half a tooth. Which means I have to drive a Expensive Daewoo Cruze around.

The P plate drivers in the commodores and the imports see the girl car with a girls name on the plates and inch forward to get a good look at the 'girl' behind the wheel.

I've started blowing them kisses :hay:

Edit: fix spelling before Wiggum sees.

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CHRISTMAS!

why do people leave things to the last minute and then expect to get it done with short notice at probably the busiest time of the year?

I saw a sign once that went something like

"A lack of planning on your behalf does not constitute an emergency on mine"

Oh well nearly there, hope everybody has a great christmas :)

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Haha mick.. One of my mates is a marine mechanic and he's going through the same problems.. People dusting off their boats that have been in the shed a year and wanting them serviced before the christmas/new year break..

However he's shutting down for 3 weeks..

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