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Im currently sitting in my office in Perth, I could handle it if I was onsite, but in a quiet office environment its even worse!

Until you mentioned sampling I was sitting here thinking "Wow.. Safety really has been taken too far".. But yeah.. Screw that in an office environment..

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Gotta test it in all conditions right?

In a coffee cup is a potential condition?

Anyways onto what is pissing me off today:

Just had the following conversation with a very very angry contractor:

"We can't approve your variation payment, as you undertook works that weren't included in the plans and documents that you were provided"

"Well we are going to be out of pocket $400,000 and won't do anymore work until the payment is processed! And your plans didn't include any specific notes telling us Not to undertake those works!" (This was censored greatly).

"Did you build the eiffel tower on site?"

"What's that #($*$*( got to do with anything!"

"Well the plans didn't specifically tell you not to build the Eiffel Tower... But you didn't go do that.. So why did you do all the extra works then try and bill us for them?"

"Go #*$& yourself smart arse!"

So anyways.. So begins damage control..

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That is funny as duck sdp. Probably not gonna be funny in the long run but ultimately long as you had a laugh

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Nah not laughing mate.. f*ckers think they've made it safer and deserve to get paid.. Now won't work.. it's okay cause it's melbourne cup so all the crew is taking the arvie off.. But trying to convince their bosses that they need to be on site tomorrow isn't working in my favour.. They got a progress payment today.. But they want the variation sorted before they re-commence work..

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/\/\/\ winning bud take a new whore along /\/\/\

Or a mate and bring one back

LOL. Yeah definitely would but half the accommodation is in her name and she won't change it.....

Women piss me off come to think of it

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windows 8.

Oi..... Bill Gates ya kunt....

I STILL USE KEYBOARD AND MOUSE!!!

no start menu.... WTF? took me 30 mins to figure out how to restart my pc.

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