The What's Pi$$Ing You Off Thread

[OZYWALKER]

Would agree but apparently I thought it was a good idea to grab the farker and throw it into a fence after I kicked it, cos dog walking rage.


For $150 the vet said she'll live.

[ROB83R]

That's not cool. That enrages me. 

 

Any idea where the dog came from? 

You can report it as a dangerous dog now it's bitten someone/something. Then the owners get in big trouble farken! 

Edited 10/11/16 10:23 AM by ROB83R

[skidxr6t]

  On 10/11/2016 at 9:23 AM, Puffwagon said:

fark wrestling an angry dog to death with your bare hands.

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I was told if a dogs attacking you to try and wind it, seems to work too.

[Box stock T.]

Not trying to serotype the dog, but most people who own this type of dog don't give a flying f@rk about anyone else or there dogs or even there children playing in the front yard. grrrrrr mother f@rkers.

 

That's no good for ya Lab there OZ. 

[OZYWALKER]

Have an idea of who it is, second time it's happened with the same dog.
A neighbour said he is 99% sure of who's it is and also has had issues with the same dog, tomorrow arvo will be interesting.

[ROB83R]

Repeat offender. Fark I'd love to put one or 2 on the owners chin. 

[Puffwagon]

I've had a kelpie/ridgeback mix come on my property last year and try to have a go at me after it tried to attack one of my pets.

 

The owner just kept walking and didn't even look my way even though I was roaring at the dog, let alone make any attempt to retrieve her dog from my front yard. 

 

It stood it's ground and had a growl at me and try to bail me up but I flew at it fully intending to boot it across the street and it bolted.

 

As I have young kids playing out the front with me from time to time I asked the local council dog dude what could be done. 

 

According to him it actually has to bite on two occasions before it gets destroyed. Sounds like bollocks to me. 

I said I'd do it the next time it came back.

 

He actually went down the road to address the issue and when he came back he reckoned the owner had more bourbon than coke in her cup and that he fixed her fence so it couldn't get out. 

 

No apology from the owner even though she lives four doors down. 

 

Sounds like someone owes you a vet fee and a carton at least @OZYWALKER

[Box stock T.]

that's f@rked up Puff. 

Sounds like the dog has it life more sorted than it's owner.

 

Definitely a bad mix ( dogs and little kids ) especially when the dog rocks up on your property ready to rumble. Stuff that 2nd bite policy, I say first sign of aggression  towards you or your family the law or rules go straight the window. The fifth amendment comes it to play "The right to defend my family and property."

Either that or the constitution.

Hehe.

[Puffwagon]

I could not agree more. 

[discostig]

Tip for breaking up a dog fight is to grab the rear legs of the attacking dog and lift them up, missus did that to a medium sized dog that was mauling another in the camp ground after dark at Racewars in 2015.  Dog wouldn't let go otherwise.  Not so great if it's going YOU though.

 

Watch out because I believe you can also break their hip joints by bending them outwards (like a chicken wishbone).  Only do that on purpose if things are dire obviously.