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  • loitering with intent
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Screeching and shrill wankers from the left still out to deride Mr Rabbit at every opportunity.,

The media won , he's gone. Can you please STFU already. As for Europe well suck it up

and get back to me in a decade and see how you are getting on.

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  • Bob the Freaking Builder
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People in hospitals are so f*cking weird. Had to fly to brissy this morning for a mri and I'll be in the waiting room for a few hours.

So far Some dude just done the loudest rank fart iv smelt in a while then just walked out. One fella with his gut out. 2 older couples were the blokes want there wives to come with them to pee or get an injection. couldn't even wipe there ass without asking the wife first.

Then one lady keeps going on about how she takes a table spoon of sunflower oil every morning. f*cking weirdos

Rank fart guy = jet

Old guy asking for Mrs to come help pee= jet in 50 years (Coz he will want a handy in there at the same time)

Sunflower oil lady= my mum

Oh dear

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  • Bob the Freaking Builder
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Literally have no idea what anything you just said meant.

I have been saying the same thing since I met buff

️love u julesy hehe

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My wife. Last day off, been helping her all this break. Said, im going to take the bike out today cos I need to scrub the tyres in, so right in the middle of the fkn day she decides to book in a dentist appointment for me to take one of the kids to, while she has the other one.

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  • loitering with intent
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Rain, brings flies. Farkers buzzing me, Killed another 8 so far today.

No swatting. no sprays. Caught the kents in mid air with my left paw,

Normally right handed. Hope I'm not going all left. lol

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Love to slap or clap em dead when they are hanging around too much. Have grabbed them out of mid air a couple of times but usually miss...so satisfying when I feed them to a spider.

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