SuckSqueezeBangBlow ʎǝʞuoɯ ɹoıuǝs Donating Members 1,808 Member For: 16y 1m 24d Gender: Male Posted 10/09/15 10:22 AM Share Posted 10/09/15 10:22 AM (edited) f*cking gas.I mean normally after about 6pm I can fart on command. But holy crap.This arvie I got home. Massive pain in the guts. Bolted for the loo. Felt like I was about to spray through the eye of a needle. As soon as I sat on the loo this epic fart comes out. Completely dry. Took about 10 seconds for the smell to reach me and I was almost spewing as I bailed out of the loo.Since then. Epic gut pain. And constant farts. In the words of my two year old 'daddy do a big fluffy!'Since my diet was pretty normal today I was no choice but to blame the delicious packet of Ritz tasty cheese crackers I ate this afternoon.So delicious going in..Hilarious because my 4 & 7 yo boys and me call farts = crackers, and they are never delicious Weak AUD pissing me off, want some more Kifaru duffel bags but oh boy $$$Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Edited 10/09/15 10:24 AM by SuckSqueezeBangBlow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never had any say Panda I <3 Floods Silver Donating Members 11,198 Member For: 13y 6m 8d Gender: Male Location: South West QLD Posted 10/09/15 10:49 AM Share Posted 10/09/15 10:49 AM I have an ingrown hair/cyst on my left arse cheek. Right at the spot that connects with the toilet seat.Painful khunt of a thing. Can't see it. So I had to use my phone to take a photo.Be funny if that automatically uploaded to instagram or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k31th less WHY; more WOT Site Developer 29,219 Member For: 16y 9m 30d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 10/09/15 10:55 AM Share Posted 10/09/15 10:55 AM surprised there's no pic attached to that post, judging by the way this thread has been going recently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETURBO ...JD TUNING ADELAIDE... Gold Donating Members 23,708 Member For: 16y 8m 9d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 10/09/15 09:21 PM Share Posted 10/09/15 09:21 PM U know what brendo I'll let this no pik post slide..... Just this once 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stripes. All stock bar the k&n panel filter Silver Donating Members 8,061 Member For: 12y 10m 27d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 11/09/15 01:20 AM Share Posted 11/09/15 01:20 AM You've changed JET... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETURBO ...JD TUNING ADELAIDE... Gold Donating Members 23,708 Member For: 16y 8m 9d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 11/09/15 02:17 AM Share Posted 11/09/15 02:17 AM Yeh I have a bit, getting soft in my old age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barnz Member 3,047 Member For: 11y 2m 20d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 11/09/15 03:12 AM Share Posted 11/09/15 03:12 AM (edited) There are pills for that bro Edited 11/09/15 03:13 AM by barnz 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixy Angel Expert Donating Members 9,132 Member For: 19y 11m 13d Gender: Male Location: North Jamberoo, NSW Posted 11/09/15 08:10 AM Share Posted 11/09/15 08:10 AM ^^ I doubt that is the issue but made me laugh. What I find funny is that people forget that when you volunteer your time its FREE you dont pay me so remember that next time you try throwing your weight around and pretend your boss. Everyone does it because we want to and for the kids without volunteers the club ill not run.Rant complete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never had any say Panda I <3 Floods Silver Donating Members 11,198 Member For: 13y 6m 8d Gender: Male Location: South West QLD Posted 13/09/15 11:13 AM Share Posted 13/09/15 11:13 AM Going through photos from a weekend away with my little fella and some mates.Apparently my mate with the camera completely missed the reasoning about me standing with junior at certain spots on the beach and asking for him to take a photo.I got lots of photos of me and junior up close. Completely missing the background.Damn it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixy Angel Expert Donating Members 9,132 Member For: 19y 11m 13d Gender: Male Location: North Jamberoo, NSW Posted 13/09/15 09:38 PM Share Posted 13/09/15 09:38 PM OH dear that's just not on, f*#k him off.Better off getting Jr to stand there and you take 2 pics one of Jr and the other the background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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