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f*cking gas.

I mean normally after about 6pm I can fart on command. But holy crap.

This arvie I got home. Massive pain in the guts. Bolted for the loo. Felt like I was about to spray through the eye of a needle. As soon as I sat on the loo this epic fart comes out. Completely dry. Took about 10 seconds for the smell to reach me and I was almost spewing as I bailed out of the loo.

Since then. Epic gut pain. And constant farts.

In the words of my two year old 'daddy do a big fluffy!'

Since my diet was pretty normal today I was no choice but to blame the delicious packet of Ritz tasty cheese crackers I ate this afternoon.

So delicious going in..

Hilarious because my 4 & 7 yo boys and me call farts = crackers, and they are never delicious

Weak AUD pissing me off, want some more Kifaru duffel bags but oh boy $$$

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I have an ingrown hair/cyst on my left arse cheek. Right at the spot that connects with the toilet seat.

Painful khunt of a thing.

Can't see it. So I had to use my phone to take a photo.

Be funny if that automatically uploaded to instagram or something.

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^^ I doubt that is the issue but made me laugh.

What I find funny is that people forget that when you volunteer your time its FREE you dont pay me so remember that next time you try throwing your weight around and pretend your boss. Everyone does it because we want to and for the kids without volunteers the club ill not run.

Rant complete

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Going through photos from a weekend away with my little fella and some mates.

Apparently my mate with the camera completely missed the reasoning about me standing with junior at certain spots on the beach and asking for him to take a photo.

I got lots of photos of me and junior up close. Completely missing the background.

Damn it.

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OH dear that's just not on, f*#k him off.

Better off getting Jr to stand there and you take 2 pics one of Jr and the other the background.

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