Bizkets is Drunk? Too heavy needs boost Member 5,929 Member For: 11y 4m 17d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 08/07/15 09:54 AM Share Posted 08/07/15 09:54 AM (edited) Little late to the party but just putting it out there I have been with 2 fat chicks and they were both animals in bed and would do anything I requestedMissed opportunity buddy!!! They don't get as much attention so when they do get some it's awn!!!! Was slightly gross thoughBut worth ittrue story. Bj in a cool room at a pizza shop was a good effort for me. Yep they are usually keen for anything. Happy days. Edited 08/07/15 09:55 AM by Bizkets is fat? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stripes. All stock bar the k&n panel filter Silver Donating Members 8,061 Member For: 12y 9m 10d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 08/07/15 09:57 AM Share Posted 08/07/15 09:57 AM (edited) Hahahahaha I love this forum, you guys never cease to keep me entertained. Edited 08/07/15 09:57 AM by .Stripes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MA91CK billet turbos and weathered engines dont mix Donating Members 1,346 Member For: 12y 7m 1d Gender: Male Location: Wollongong Posted 08/07/15 10:03 AM Share Posted 08/07/15 10:03 AM You know why that's the case Lennox? Say you snag an absolute weapon. She knows she can pull a dude at the drop of a hat, as if she is going to put in effort. You get a fatty, she thinks damn this is gunna be the last time for a while and goes off like a frog in a sock. Not going to lie, back in my menace days (really not that long ago lol) I slept with a few 2,3/10s. They were easily 9/10 in bed though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Jeturbo Bob the Freaking Builder Donating Members 10,813 Member For: 15y 3m 10d Gender: Female Location: SA Posted 08/07/15 10:46 AM Share Posted 08/07/15 10:46 AM That's such a valid point The best thing to do is grab a fatty who is pretty then accidentally make her lose weight Win win Guys are the same I must admit My gfs and my consensus u snag a bloke who thinks he's top sh*t he is usually a really crap root to the max And because women are pickier than blokes an average guy may as well be an ugly fat chick in terms of getting a root Even an average guy has to work hard so they're usually 10000x better in the sack Makes u wonder Those real ugly couples must go Fharkn off lmao 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MA91CK billet turbos and weathered engines dont mix Donating Members 1,346 Member For: 12y 7m 1d Gender: Male Location: Wollongong Posted 08/07/15 10:56 AM Share Posted 08/07/15 10:56 AM Hahaha yes fluff! I did just that, except she isn't fat, she just isn't a size 4. She's obsessed with fitness now to so she will have a rig in no time . Best part is, she has a Pretty face, nice family, super chilled out, good with kids, and she is a freak in bed, I love it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never had any say Panda I <3 Floods Silver Donating Members 11,198 Member For: 13y 4m 22d Gender: Male Location: South West QLD Posted 08/07/15 10:58 AM Share Posted 08/07/15 10:58 AM You ever had one of those girlfriends that you couldn't have stayed with.. Talking 99/10 batsh*t crazy..But every so often you think back and go.. Damn she was f*cking mental in the sack.. Why didn't I marry her.. Deep down you know the batsh*t crazy would have won..Yeah she was a solid 3.5/10.. 4-5/10 when drunk.. 11/10 when drunk and listening to her talk for the accent..I still have regrets that I ended that one.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Wiggum Moar Powar Babeh Lifetime Members 19,323 Member For: 19y 3m Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 08/07/15 12:34 PM Share Posted 08/07/15 12:34 PM Fucking shark week. No Street Outlaws and No Deadliest Catch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never had any say Panda I <3 Floods Silver Donating Members 11,198 Member For: 13y 4m 22d Gender: Male Location: South West QLD Posted 08/07/15 12:39 PM Share Posted 08/07/15 12:39 PM Wait.. they cancel deadliest catch in shark week?Or am I missing the point of the show only knowing the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Wiggum Moar Powar Babeh Lifetime Members 19,323 Member For: 19y 3m Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 08/07/15 12:45 PM Share Posted 08/07/15 12:45 PM Yup talk about lost marketing opportunities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k31th less WHY; more WOT Site Developer 29,052 Member For: 16y 8m 13d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 08/07/15 02:04 PM Share Posted 08/07/15 02:04 PM deadliest catch = lobster/crab fishing.lobster/crab =/= shark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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