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For the sport Dags. Don't think the other 50 channels of garbage will get much use.

AFL is really the only mainstream sport left with decent free to air coverage...and nobody is really interested in that crap are they?

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AFL is really the only mainstream sport left with decent free to air coverage...and nobody is really interested in that crap are they?

People get into my taxi, see a big white guy driving and assume that I'm into AFL.

Them: "What's your favourite AFL team?"

Me: "Nah, not my thing. I'm hetro."

Them: "What?"

Me: "I'm hetro, so I'm not into AFL."

Them: *Confusion.*

Me: "AFL football - you've got 36 adult grown men, running around in this wide open space, in boots, hairy legs, skimpy shorts and multi-coloured tops. That's not a game, it's a f*cking mardi-gras. Bunch of faggots hugging and kissing each other. I'm hetro, so I'm not into that queer sh*t."

Them: Speechless. Can't argue with logic. I've just turned their favourite thing into a mass act of homosexuality with logic that you can't argue against. Great fun.

Them: "So, you're a rugby person, then?"

Me: "Nah, that's even more gay. 8 guys... helping 4 guys... push 2 guys' heads... up one guy's arsehose."

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people who don't like sport (or a particular sport) must justify it with flawed logic, it appears :)

Or a nice bit of trolling. Having compared AFL to a mardi-gras, the next time the passenger is watching an AFL game he/she will think, "dammit, that arsehole taxi driver was right, this does look a bit like a mardi-gras."

AFL doesn't even have female cheerleaders.

AMA Supercross. They get to hang out with some cheerleaders before going home with their hot wives and girlfriends. Hell, yeah.

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Being a queenslander I think AFL is ohmo as Elton Jon camping in Ian Thorpes backyard.....rugby also has it's moments. It's all the ass slapping that gets me, wtf hey. Not once in the course of my working life have a completed a task and turned to my work mate and gone "good job bro" *ass slap.

I would get knocked the *beep* out....

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^^ This... But I also went to a state highschool..

Stacks of my mates went to all boys private schools and they think that is perfectly acceptable..

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Being a queenslander I think AFL is ohmo as Elton Jon camping in Ian Thorpes backyard.....rugby also has it's moments. It's all the ass slapping that gets me, wtf hey. Not once in the course of my working life have a completed a task and turned to my work mate and gone "good job bro" *ass slap.

Don't forget cricket!

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