Ralph Wiggum Moar Powar Babeh Lifetime Members 19,323 Member For: 19y 3m Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 20/12/14 10:28 AM Share Posted 20/12/14 10:28 AM Having surgery on my left hand on Monday and will likely be in a cast so plan is to back in onto the hoist tomorrow and consume cider till I forget I own it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms700 Moderating Team 10,170 Member For: 21y 10m 22d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 20/12/14 10:44 AM Share Posted 20/12/14 10:44 AM hmm could make rubbing one out interesting 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETURBO ...JD TUNING ADELAIDE... Gold Donating Members 23,708 Member For: 16y 6m 22d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 20/12/14 10:48 AM Share Posted 20/12/14 10:48 AM Get piks then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Wiggum Moar Powar Babeh Lifetime Members 19,323 Member For: 19y 3m Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 20/12/14 10:48 AM Share Posted 20/12/14 10:48 AM Wifey isn't getting surgery... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagabond Bored Member Administrator 35,722 Member For: 22y 1m 9d Gender: Male Location: Dé·jà vu Posted 20/12/14 12:02 PM Share Posted 20/12/14 12:02 PM WPMO...my pi$$ smellin like a toxic waste dump atm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never had any say Panda I <3 Floods Silver Donating Members 11,198 Member For: 13y 4m 22d Gender: Male Location: South West QLD Posted 20/12/14 12:05 PM Share Posted 20/12/14 12:05 PM Asparagus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagabond Bored Member Administrator 35,722 Member For: 22y 1m 9d Gender: Male Location: Dé·jà vu Posted 20/12/14 12:06 PM Share Posted 20/12/14 12:06 PM Not in the last 20 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never had any say Panda I <3 Floods Silver Donating Members 11,198 Member For: 13y 4m 22d Gender: Male Location: South West QLD Posted 20/12/14 12:12 PM Share Posted 20/12/14 12:12 PM Not enough water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"Captain Retard" Member 1,417 Member For: 10y 7m 20d Gender: Male Location: Shellharbour NSW Posted 20/12/14 07:40 PM Share Posted 20/12/14 07:40 PM It's amazing the smells your body makes as you get older.I remember as a kid walking into the toilet after my dad and thinking that he must've had a dead rat up his arse!But now I'm about the same age it's all coming back to me.The wife almost vomited after a I had a dump the other day.She seriously said I need to see a doctor cause there's something wrong with me.Ahhh it's on of the few pleasures my body gives me these days 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 21y 4m 4d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 20/12/14 08:34 PM Share Posted 20/12/14 08:34 PM Took a dump half an hour ago. Dry reaching myself beforethe "safety spray" saved the day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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