Mrs Jeturbo Bob the Freaking Builder Donating Members 10,813 Member For: 15y 4m 11d Gender: Female Location: SA Posted 10/12/14 11:05 AM Share Posted 10/12/14 11:05 AM And that is why your an engineer, with ideas like that sir u will go a long way lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 8m 30d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 10/12/14 12:01 PM Share Posted 10/12/14 12:01 PM That's sort of like filling a slightly crushed coke can with plaster and leave it sitting on a footpath at school for some meathead to kick. Almost got suspended over that...couldn't prove who did it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Wiggum Moar Powar Babeh Lifetime Members 19,323 Member For: 19y 4m 1d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 10/12/14 12:05 PM Share Posted 10/12/14 12:05 PM Tie dog up,Leave gate open..Secure gate in place with heavy object.The enticement to kick the gate closed will outweigh his assessment of the risk..When gate doesn't close his foot will be behind the forward moving bike and he is likely to fall off...great plan, but the gate opens inwards.DO MATH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilMeUp Member 1,045 Member For: 16y 6m 8d Gender: Male Location: Perth, Western Australia Posted 10/12/14 12:14 PM Share Posted 10/12/14 12:14 PM great plan, but the gate opens inwards.DO MATHClear tape. With drawing pins poking through.Bonus points if you can put ebola/AIDS on the tips of the drawing pins.Create sharp edges. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Wiggum Moar Powar Babeh Lifetime Members 19,323 Member For: 19y 4m 1d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 10/12/14 12:39 PM Share Posted 10/12/14 12:39 PM Do you all miss the bit about me not winding in jail or on today tonight? Physiological trauma people, I'm aiming for a life long fear of gates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stubbietubbie Filthy weeb Member 1,870 Member For: 11y 11m 8d Gender: Male Posted 10/12/14 12:42 PM Share Posted 10/12/14 12:42 PM Give him a computer with Windows 95 on it.Geddit? Gates? No? F*ck it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discostig Manual mode ________________________ All day, erryday Donating Members 13,798 Member For: 17y 2m Gender: Male Location: Probably above atmospheric pressure Posted 10/12/14 12:51 PM Share Posted 10/12/14 12:51 PM (edited) Car on stakeout at either end of that narrow lane. Black Jeeps or similar sinister vehicles with big flat fronts. Roll in from either end when he rides in/kicks the gate and rev them like you are going to flatten him in between, hahaha.Then each car load of large men hops out, naked, and just stare at him fiercely.Wait no...some sort of aerosol form LSD sprayed onto his face as he rides past. Maybe combine the two, would hate to be tripping off my face when car loads of angry looking naked men have me surrounded in an alleyway.Wait wait...put a big strip of a long lasting gum/glue that he has to ride through, making the pedal effort 10x greater for the rest of the ride home. Or a spike strip that flattens his tyres. Maybe 500 thumb tacks so he loses traction and is forced to stop and remove them AND get a flat. Edited 10/12/14 12:56 PM by -Stever- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barnz Member 3,047 Member For: 11y 2m 4d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 10/12/14 12:58 PM Share Posted 10/12/14 12:58 PM (edited) ^^^^^^LolHow hard does he kick it? Is there any witness marks where he kicks it and is it a nice grouping? If it is a timber gate back cut that area so it's very weak. It's definitely going to throw him off balance as it gives but hopefully it gets stuck and is epic. Then you run outside blowing up about your gate and make the f*cker/f*ckers parents buy you a new gate. Edited 10/12/14 12:59 PM by barnz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arronm Dropping a turd Gold Donating Members 9,520 Member For: 17y 2m 28d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 10/12/14 01:26 PM Share Posted 10/12/14 01:26 PM Just get a gun and shoot him as he rides past. He won't do it againHey my suggestion is just as intelligent as everyone else's 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Wiggum Moar Powar Babeh Lifetime Members 19,323 Member For: 19y 4m 1d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 10/12/14 01:29 PM Share Posted 10/12/14 01:29 PM It's alarming how quickly this place suggested nudity in front of children as a solution.............. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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