stubbietubbie Filthy weeb Member 1,870 Member For: 11y 11m 10d Gender: Male Posted 19/11/14 07:24 AM Share Posted 19/11/14 07:24 AM Washed car yesterday, get to car after work this afternoon to find bird sh*t on the spoiler.Now, that's not really 'that' bad, but when the bird decides to walk through it's own sh*t spreading the mess further, plus the fact that it looks like it's the same bird that did the deed the day before I washed makes me wonder if the f*cker'll be back again tomorrow.Wishing many things right now, namely a chance to wait for it with an air rifle or own a POS to drive to work and leave the Stiffoon at home (f*ck carpooling, I hate everyone at work). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagabond Bored Member Administrator 35,722 Member For: 22y 2m 12d Gender: Male Location: Dé·jà vu Posted 19/11/14 07:36 AM Share Posted 19/11/14 07:36 AM 20 bucks says its one of those little skylark black bird turds that attack themselves in the reflection of the window....Bit like a magpie with a smaller head, there is a pair of them that take turns attacking a range rover at work they go nuts over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stubbietubbie Filthy weeb Member 1,870 Member For: 11y 11m 10d Gender: Male Posted 19/11/14 07:41 AM Share Posted 19/11/14 07:41 AM The folk's F6 gets plastered in sh*t from wagtails on their side mirrors. When I got them new seat covers last Christmas they took the old headrest covers and popped them over the mirrors, bam, no more crap.I need fresh tint anyway (the heat's making it bubble/crack something shocking), will that help? Even a little? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wenier Donating Members 1,736 Member For: 15y 8d Gender: Male Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Posted 19/11/14 10:25 AM Share Posted 19/11/14 10:25 AM Drove it for a change as had to take trailer and also get load of dirt in the back.Stop in at supermarket park far away from shop especially cause of trailer, bloody toyota corolla parks next to me, me wondering why. Come back as they had got through store quicker than me and nice dent + white paint on passenger side where they have smashed their drivers door into mine.F**k I was angry. And no car park cameras so yea that was shet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barnz Member 3,047 Member For: 11y 2m 6d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 19/11/14 10:37 PM Share Posted 19/11/14 10:37 PM (edited) WPMO3rd day at a new job and my fuel card breaks cause it was in the palm of my hand as I screwed the cap back on, pop! Two pieces fall to the ground. What the actual f*ck? Apparently I'm the incredible hulk.The only up shot is I've discovered my new boss seems to be an understanding easy going guy, "sh*t happens mate ill get it sorted"...phew Edited 19/11/14 10:37 PM by barnz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab WOT? Moderating Team 10,981 Member For: 11y 11m 1d Gender: Male Location: Frankston, 3199 Posted 19/11/14 11:19 PM Share Posted 19/11/14 11:19 PM 10 minute text conversation with my son's mateStarted off:"The screen on my phone won't turn on, but the phone works"Ran him through the usual restart, clean the proximity sensor etcConcluded that maybe the screen is dead....."I dropped it - that's probably why"FARCK - Ya think? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barnz Member 3,047 Member For: 11y 2m 6d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 19/11/14 11:22 PM Share Posted 19/11/14 11:22 PM I had a phone that did that, didn't hit deck hard or smash the screen, just no display. Strange but it can happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeGe6 Donating Members 1,978 Member For: 12y 6m 19d Gender: Male Location: Perth, SOR Posted 19/11/14 11:39 PM Share Posted 19/11/14 11:39 PM Moving house!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab WOT? Moderating Team 10,981 Member For: 11y 11m 1d Gender: Male Location: Frankston, 3199 Posted 19/11/14 11:45 PM Share Posted 19/11/14 11:45 PM I had a phone that did that, didn't hit deck hard or smash the screen, just no display. Strange but it can happen. Bet you didn't spend 10 minutes trying to get someone to tell you how to get the screen to turn back on before mentioning you'd dropped it What was the fix (if you fixed it)? New screen or loose wire or cracked board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennox Member 2,586 Member For: 11y 11m Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 19/11/14 11:56 PM Share Posted 19/11/14 11:56 PM Moving house!! terrible job that is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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