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What about nude women on the long way around so he no longer has a desire to take the short cut past your gate?

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Luke get some of those fly/insect traps that are an A4 sheet. you peel one end off and it is stick as hell.

Put a few on the gate with double sided tape. when he sees them, he might not know what they are and kick them.

When he does, he aint going anywhere without having to get off his bike and taking his shoe off.

That stuff glues sh*t together, that you never thought possible. Got my shoe on there once. took me most of an hour to get the sh*t off.

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Ralph, how about this...

I presume the gate is shut when he does his routine on it.

If you have barrel style hinges you can easily lift the gate off and prop it up carefully.

When he comes past he puts his effort into the kick and promptly follows it to the ground/into the fence.

Not unreasonable physical harm and high likelihood of future gate phobia.

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