hawlass Silver Donating Members 1,161 Member For: 17y 2m 26d Gender: Male Location: left right out Posted 05/09/14 06:25 AM Share Posted 05/09/14 06:25 AM Your lucky its a six Biz, followed a mate with v8 falcon and thought " sure I can smell oil.." Turned out he had not tightened the filler cap the day before and 200km ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimberley Scott www.australianflag.org.au Donating Members 6,763 Member For: 19y 6m 18d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 05/09/14 06:40 AM Share Posted 05/09/14 06:40 AM go to check the oil before I leave work. ummmm where is the oil cap. WTF!!!! half hour drive back and forth to get a new one. need a beer.Mate you use the dipstick. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sct911 Member 848 Member For: 12y 2m 29d Gender: Male Posted 05/09/14 07:19 AM Share Posted 05/09/14 07:19 AM some middle eastern bloke jumped the fence into our backyard and was peeping through home theatre room, bolted as soon as he saw my sister, wish I was home.Please come back again tonight . I think I might put GPS tracking in my turbo once it comes back from CMS , can never be too safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkets is Drunk? Too heavy needs boost Member 5,929 Member For: 11y 5m 30d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 05/09/14 07:36 AM Share Posted 05/09/14 07:36 AM lol kimbo. oil cap missing all together. $12 bucks for a new one. meh sh*t happens. could have been worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab WOT? Moderating Team 10,981 Member For: 11y 11m 10d Gender: Male Location: Frankston, 3199 Posted 06/09/14 02:06 PM Share Posted 06/09/14 02:06 PM WPMO: $60 for a 40 minute neck, shoulder and back massage at the shopping center today (was a fathers day pressie)The bits that hurt before I went in now hurt more and the bits that didn't hurt now hurt.I reckon the trim, short thai girl that "looked after" me trained under Pol Pot as an interrogator.Thanks kids, but next time just get me a voucher for a happy ending (or a proper masseuse, not a shopping center one) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenDoCo I'm getten too old for this s**t Bronze Donating Members 4,509 Member For: 11y 9m 28d Gender: Male Location: A big bridge over a river in South Australia Posted 06/09/14 02:56 PM Share Posted 06/09/14 02:56 PM (edited) And that post just got saved to be brought out at the appropriate time..Yep.....blackmailOff topic: Now that feels goodlol Edited 06/09/14 02:57 PM by BenDoCo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab WOT? Moderating Team 10,981 Member For: 11y 11m 10d Gender: Male Location: Frankston, 3199 Posted 06/09/14 03:04 PM Share Posted 06/09/14 03:04 PM (edited) No blackmail there - the kids will be finding it funny that the massage hurt like sh*t, and will appreciate a hint for what to get me next yearGrandma: "What did you get Rab for Fathers day?"Kids: "30 mins at the local Run-N-Tug. We'll drop him off, cut a lap and then pick him up. Not worth getting a park"Grandma: ".................?................" Edited 06/09/14 03:18 PM by Rab 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 21y 5m 16d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 06/09/14 11:19 PM Share Posted 06/09/14 11:19 PM and that's when the fight started lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkets is Drunk? Too heavy needs boost Member 5,929 Member For: 11y 5m 30d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 07/09/14 02:18 AM Share Posted 07/09/14 02:18 AM pick up dog sh*t. lawn mower will not start. dogs being a karnt. wife's got wind blowing between the ears. wash the car and a massive bird sh*t straight on the bonnet right after. FARK MY LIFE. GOING TO THE PUB:angry: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discostig Manual mode ________________________ All day, erryday Donating Members 13,798 Member For: 17y 2m 11d Gender: Male Location: Probably above atmospheric pressure Posted 07/09/14 03:17 AM Share Posted 07/09/14 03:17 AM These farking popup ads saying my phone has 5 errors and may be infected with a virus so press ok etc.Seen them on two car forums now. Gotta pay the bills though so what can ya do except press cancel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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