PhilMeUp Member 1,045 Member For: 16y 7m 1d Gender: Male Location: Perth, Western Australia Posted 21/12/14 10:10 AM Share Posted 21/12/14 10:10 AM What is this facebook thing that you speak of? It's something that kids are into these days.It's a competitive thing - it's all about trying to make their lives appear happier and better than they actually are, whilst confirming that they are also incapable of spelling correctly more than two words in a row.It's also something that allows people to spend additional time looking down at their iPhone whilst driving (between typing SMSes). ---------------------------------------------------What did I do to my car today?Pushed it hard in the taxi on the weekend. Set out to do $1000 each on Friday and Saturday night and did that. Had a booking at 5am this morning at a brothel.Turned out that it wasn't a client going home, it was one of the working girls.She walked out toward the taxi.Turns out that I know her. She's a friend of mine.I called out her real name.Huge panic from her. Someone's secret life just stopped being so secret.She freaked out and ran back inside the brothel. Refused to come out.Oh dear.Small world.---------------------------------------------------The usual freeway stop-off.Any more arse crack and we could have parked a push bike in there.Later on Anthony called out to "chuck a left at the next lights."He was immediately and bluntly told to never use the work "chuck" in my car ever again.Good, down-to-earth couple. Which meant that I could get away with smart arse comments such as, "so, no kissing during sex once you get home tonight, huh?" (she agreed) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
will-82 Member 427 Member For: 20y 1m 1d Location: sydney Posted 21/12/14 11:00 AM Share Posted 21/12/14 11:00 AM Was Prostituet girl hot and how good of a friend was she Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilMeUp Member 1,045 Member For: 16y 7m 1d Gender: Male Location: Perth, Western Australia Posted 21/12/14 11:14 AM Share Posted 21/12/14 11:14 AM Was Prostituet girl hot and how good of a friend was sheShe's ok. She's been trying to transition out of sex work and into a normal job/life for the last few years but not having success in doing so. No other skills, etc.She's got house and car payments, and I knew that her recent day job wasn't paying enough to cover them. I figured she was still doing nights somewhere. Her life, her choice. Unlike most sex workers, she's just about very well set up financially.She'll be horrified now that I "officially" know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arronm Dropping a turd Gold Donating Members 9,520 Member For: 17y 3m 21d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 21/12/14 01:56 PM Share Posted 21/12/14 01:56 PM (edited) ---------------------------------------------------He must be going fishing tomorrow. Searching for earth worms...... Edited 21/12/14 01:59 PM by arronm 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilMeUp Member 1,045 Member For: 16y 7m 1d Gender: Male Location: Perth, Western Australia Posted 21/12/14 02:37 PM Share Posted 21/12/14 02:37 PM He must be going fishing tomorrow. Searching for earth worms......There was some praying involved."Oh God... oh Jesus... oh God..."Surprisingly, he was perfectly fine once the offending stomach contents had been ejected. No secondary follow-ups. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never had any say Panda I <3 Floods Silver Donating Members 11,198 Member For: 13y 6m 16d Gender: Male Location: South West QLD Posted 21/12/14 09:34 PM Share Posted 21/12/14 09:34 PM My favourite bit is that the cab driver actually waited for him..And took photos while it happened..Seriously most of the cabbies in brisbane would just drive off and leave you parking your guts on the side of the road.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilMeUp Member 1,045 Member For: 16y 7m 1d Gender: Male Location: Perth, Western Australia Posted 21/12/14 11:23 PM Share Posted 21/12/14 11:23 PM My favourite bit is that the cab driver actually waited for him..And took photos while it happened..Seriously most of the cabbies in brisbane would just drive off and leave you parking your guts on the side of the road.. When someone vomits there is the overwhelming desire to take off and leave them there.It just isn't worth the risk of having them having round 2 and vomiting in the car a few minutes later.Hugely stressing.There have been plenty of times when I wish that I drove off and left them there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkets is Drunk? Too heavy needs boost Member 5,929 Member For: 11y 6m 12d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 22/12/14 12:41 AM Share Posted 22/12/14 12:41 AM sick bags $10 each or $160 dollar chuck cost. might sell a few bags a night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilMeUp Member 1,045 Member For: 16y 7m 1d Gender: Male Location: Perth, Western Australia Posted 22/12/14 12:45 AM Share Posted 22/12/14 12:45 AM sick bags $10 each or $160 dollar chuck cost. might sell a few bags a night. Nup.Pass them a vomit bag and tell 'em false stories about bashing previous vomiting passengers and dumping them out in the bush outside of the Perth area.This results in them holding the vomit bag over their face in panic.Has worked every time so far. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spyathe Donating Members 872 Member For: 11y 3m 19d Gender: Male Posted 24/12/14 10:24 AM Share Posted 24/12/14 10:24 AM Clocked 300k so gave the old girl a good service and clean upHave noticed an intermittent miss on idle lately so ripped out the plugs and noticed no.6 covered in oil.Time for a new rocker cover seal I think 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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