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What Did You Do To Your Car Today?


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What is this facebook thing that you speak of?

It's something that kids are into these days.

It's a competitive thing - it's all about trying to make their lives appear happier and better than they actually are, whilst confirming that they are also incapable of spelling correctly more than two words in a row.

It's also something that allows people to spend additional time looking down at their iPhone whilst driving (between typing SMSes).

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What did I do to my car today?

Pushed it hard in the taxi on the weekend. Set out to do $1000 each on Friday and Saturday night and did that.

Had a booking at 5am this morning at a brothel.

Turned out that it wasn't a client going home, it was one of the working girls.

She walked out toward the taxi.

Turns out that I know her. She's a friend of mine.

I called out her real name.

Huge panic from her. Someone's secret life just stopped being so secret.

She freaked out and ran back inside the brothel. Refused to come out.

Oh dear.

Small world.

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The usual freeway stop-off.

Any more arse crack and we could have parked a push bike in there.

Later on Anthony called out to "chuck a left at the next lights."

He was immediately and bluntly told to never use the work "chuck" in my car ever again.

Good, down-to-earth couple. Which meant that I could get away with smart arse comments such as, "so, no kissing during sex once you get home tonight, huh?" (she agreed)

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Was Prostituet girl hot and how good of a friend was she

She's ok.

She's been trying to transition out of sex work and into a normal job/life for the last few years but not having success in doing so. No other skills, etc.

She's got house and car payments, and I knew that her recent day job wasn't paying enough to cover them. I figured she was still doing nights somewhere. Her life, her choice. Unlike most sex workers, she's just about very well set up financially.

She'll be horrified now that I "officially" know.

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He must be going fishing tomorrow. Searching for earth worms......

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He must be going fishing tomorrow. Searching for earth worms......

There was some praying involved.

"Oh God... oh Jesus... oh God..."

Surprisingly, he was perfectly fine once the offending stomach contents had been ejected. No secondary follow-ups.

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My favourite bit is that the cab driver actually waited for him..

And took photos while it happened..

Seriously most of the cabbies in brisbane would just drive off and leave you parking your guts on the side of the road..

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My favourite bit is that the cab driver actually waited for him..

And took photos while it happened..

Seriously most of the cabbies in brisbane would just drive off and leave you parking your guts on the side of the road..

When someone vomits there is the overwhelming desire to take off and leave them there.

It just isn't worth the risk of having them having round 2 and vomiting in the car a few minutes later.

Hugely stressing.

There have been plenty of times when I wish that I drove off and left them there.

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sick bags $10 each or $160 dollar chuck cost. might sell a few bags a night. ;)

Nup.

Pass them a vomit bag and tell 'em false stories about bashing previous vomiting passengers and dumping them out in the bush outside of the Perth area.

This results in them holding the vomit bag over their face in panic.

Has worked every time so far.

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Clocked 300k so gave the old girl a good service and clean up

Have noticed an intermittent miss on idle lately so ripped out the plugs and noticed no.6 covered in oil.

Time for a new rocker cover seal I think

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