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  • The Bionic Man - half man-half titanium
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  ktford said:
Scott waits patiently in line as Plonky slowly but diligently shows people through the door, aw screw this, Scott surges forward hits Plonky over head with tool of his own & proceeds to head of queue, drooling like Rottweiler on heat!

Scotty

Come on now Scotty.....really?

If you want to try to hit me on the head, don't let FEAR stop you!

Do you think I would be that easily overcome guarding a minx like Kitty dressed in that awe inspiring leather corset (under those drab blue cullottes and pale blue shirt....or is it drab green woollen trousers with a khaki shirt....never can tell but at least those women don;t have 'upside down legs' like Policewomen do)

As I said "Don't let fear stop you"

  • The Bionic Man - half man-half titanium
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Kitty, by the way I normally carry a 40 S&W Glock 22 with three spare 15 round mags (each containing Black Talon controlled expansion rounds) as well as an OC Canister, extendable baton, handcuffs (settle...) Surefire tactical torch, Gerber tool, three carabiners and a trauma pad and kevlar lined Hellfire gloves

(that's just for day to day stuff)

as well as Remington 870P 12 Ga. pump, CAR15 with Starlight, OC Fogger, Bean bag rounds/Ferret rounds/Solids/SG/, Flexicuffs, M16 bayonet (my pride and joy), M117A gas mask and flash hood........

No wonder I feel exhausted after a 16 hour job....all that gear to carry around and the only people who get fed and watered are back at the Command Post......

Now try and get past the door........

  • Itty Bitty Kitty Kar
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mmmmmm

can I stroke your CAS expandable baton and see how big it gets???

Oleoresin Capsicum spray ~ oooooh you nasty boy...... (LOL, I have seen a fogger used, advice to the unwary, check wind direction! Geez that was funny after the fact but we killed him afterwards of course, as you do!)

handcuffs ~ (not settling!)

As for all your other toys, now your just BRAGGING!!!

*crosses arms and pouts*

and that gentlemen is why he is RoboPlonky!!!!

"stay out of trubble"

  • FORD FORD FORD
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Wow wee,

smiles at Plonky whilst hiding behind back 2 zip ties & crow bar from K-mart, at least he won't catch me or be able to sneak up on me with all the unpronounceable equipment.

Plonky must take you an hour to get ready for work, lucky you're a Government employee.

Scotty

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