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[The Jizard]

So whats next? another XY, another Phoon?

[BenDoCo]

there was a 351 xy (can't remember but a gs or gt) ute 4 sale up here about a month ago...........fkcu it was a nice car

Sydney guy bought it apparently

[The Jizard]

**Whips out a huge black dild0**
**Fumbles with dild0 trying to rub lubrication on it...**
**dild0 falls on the porch**
**Cornchips and lint are stuck all over it**
**puts it inside you**
What's the matter? Does it hurt?
Well maybe if you'd sweep off your f*cking porch once in a while..
...you wouldn't be getting scratched with f*cking corchips right now, you filthy whore!
**Takes out the dild0 and moves it to your mouth**
**Cracks a few teeth trying to get the dild0 to go in smoothly**
**Then you wake up!**
It didn't kill you afterall
I just winged you. And took off an ear.
Ok. Now you take over.
Awww. Come on.
Let's get the strap-on out of my squad car.
And you can punish my ass for chipping your teeth.
Are you there?
Thelma?
Hello?
You're not going to tell Andy about this, are you?

Edited 11/09/13 02:49 AM by SkidsinJocks

[BenDoCo]

guys

I'm starting to worry about the wizard.......

[Bizkets is Drunk?]

  On 11/09/2013 at 2:44 AM, SkidsinJocks said:

**Whips out a huge black dild0**

**Fumbles with dild0 trying to rub lubrication on it...**

**dild0 falls on the porch**

**Cornchips and lint are stuck all over it**

**puts it inside you**

What's the matter? Does it hurt?

Well maybe if you'd sweep off your f*cking porch once in a while..

...you wouldn't be getting scratched with f*cking corchips right now, you filthy whore!

**Takes out the dild0 and moves it to your mouth**

**Cracks a few teeth trying to get the dild0 to go in smoothly**

**Then you wake up!**

It didn't kill you afterall

I just winged you. And took off an ear.

Ok. Now you take over.

Awww. Come on.

Let's get the strap-on out of my squad car.

And you can punish my ass for chipping your teeth.

Are you there?

Thelma?

Hello?

You're not going to tell Andy about this, are you?

Time to back to Adelaide mate. The drugs must be abit to strong in Vic.

[bloosted]

Yeah Foon we need more level headed,well rounded people like us in SA

[The Jizard]

  On 11/09/2013 at 3:09 AM, bloosted said:

Yeah Foon we need more level headed,well rounded people like us in SA

[BenDoCo]

do we reallllllllllllllllllllly?????

[The Jizard]

  On 11/09/2013 at 3:46 AM, BenDoCo said:

do we reallllllllllllllllllllly?????

Will you pee on me?

I mean, virtually, of course.

Sort of like cyber peeing?

Can I call you so you can pee into the phone?

I'll hold it up to my face while you do it…

Just pee on the receiver and I'll pour a glass of warm water over my head.

Hello?

[Bizkets is Drunk?]

Save the phone donbeco send it in a cup