JETURBO ...JD TUNING ADELAIDE... Gold Donating Members 23,708 Member For: 16y 5m 6d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 14/06/11 09:33 AM Share Posted 14/06/11 09:33 AM cummon matty as least google smart comebacks cause this is all I see when iam with your mum on her back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPOOLAX Skids? Donating Members 975 Member For: 15y 5m 30d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 14/06/11 09:36 AM Share Posted 14/06/11 09:36 AM Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPOOLAX Skids? Donating Members 975 Member For: 15y 5m 30d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 14/06/11 09:38 AM Share Posted 14/06/11 09:38 AM Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go! Yo mama so dumb she stared at da orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please. Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money Yo Mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World. You're mom's so stupid, she got locked up in a super market and starved Yo Momma is so fat she walked out in high heels and came back in flip flops. Yo' Momma's So Fat When her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean Yo mamma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows. Yo mama so dumb that when I said "christmas is just around the corner" she went looking for it! Yo Mamma's so fat it takes two busses and a train to get on her good side. Your mom is so stupid, I said it's chilly outside, your mom ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon and asked where?? Yo Momma so fat she stepped on da scale and and it said to be continued... Yo Mama's so poor, when I was asking why she was banging on the dumpster she said, "My kids locked me out." Yo Momma so dumb when she saw a bus with white people in it she said, "Go catch that twinky." Yo mommas so fat, she has to use a matress for a tampon. Yo mamma's so stupid, she jumped off a boat and missed the water. Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver. Yo momma's so fat that when she goes outside in her yellow jacket people say "Look it's the magic school bus!!!" Yo Mamma so fat that when the school bus drives by she yells STOP THAT TWINKIE! Yo Mama so fat she went into a zoo and a zookeeper said, "Oh boy...another elephant got out!" Yo mamma so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mamma is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans! Yo mama's so fat that when she went to wal-mart she tripped over k-mart and hit target!!!!:-D Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change. Yo mama's so poor when I saw her kickin' a can down the street, I asked her what was she doing and she said she was movin' Your mammas so stupid she got locked in mattress store and slept on the floor. Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.... Your mama is so fat she jumped in to the ocean and the whales stated to sing we are family. Yo mama's so fat she has her own zipcode Yo Momma is like a doornob, everyone gets a turn. Yo mamma's so fat she fell in love and broke it Yo Mama's so fat, when she stepped onto the scale it said "to infinity and beyond!" Yo Momma so fat, when she went to swim in the ocean she said "Oops I'm in the kiddy pool!" I thought you were ugly ... and then I met your mama Yo Mamma is like a hockey playa, she doesnt changer her pads for 3 periods! Yo Momma's so ugly on Halloween, people go as her. Yo momma's so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck! Yo Momma is so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. Yo' mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself! Yo Momma so fat her tanning bed was Mexico! Your momma is so retarded she got stabbed in a shootout. Yo momma's so fat, she walked in front of the t.v and I missed a whole series of friends! Yo momma is so fat, she's taller sideways. Yo Mamma so stupid that she went to Dr. Dre for liposuction. Yo Momma so dumb, she sat on the TV to watch the couch Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath. I'm not here... but yo mama is ;-) Yo Momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner. Yo momma so greasy they hired her at the cinima to put the butter on the popcorn! Yo Momma so stupid her favorite color is clear. Yo mamas so fat that at the circus she nicknamed the elephant pee wee. Your momma's so fat that when she fell in the forest, the loggers said "TIMBER"! Your momma is so fat that when she sweats she can be used as a steam roller. Your momma's so fat she has to use the ocean as her toilet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Jeturbo Bob the Freaking Builder Donating Members 10,810 Member For: 15y 1m 24d Gender: Female Location: SA Posted 14/06/11 09:41 AM Share Posted 14/06/11 09:41 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micke Donating Members 70 Member For: 14y 2m 5d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 14/06/11 09:47 AM Share Posted 14/06/11 09:47 AM Wot the hell danni, u have a wrx.... How can u have a wrx wen every time a wrx has been mentioned in the past uve payed the crap outta them so badly haha... How do u now have 1.... WTF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPOOLAX Skids? Donating Members 975 Member For: 15y 5m 30d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 14/06/11 09:50 AM Share Posted 14/06/11 09:50 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Jeturbo Bob the Freaking Builder Donating Members 10,810 Member For: 15y 1m 24d Gender: Female Location: SA Posted 14/06/11 09:51 AM Share Posted 14/06/11 09:51 AM Wot the hell danni, u have a wrx.... How can u have a wrx wen every time a wrx has been mentioned in the past uve payed the crap outta them so badly haha... How do u now have 1.... WTF!I think your confusing that wih skyrines... I had an 04 wrx, it was gold, I dont pay wrx's out, just ricers, well essentially I suppose in that case I do pay them out, well yer, I am a retard what can I say... I have wanted a wrx and been looking for a good 6 months now, so for at least that time I have been paying out skylines only.... lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micke Donating Members 70 Member For: 14y 2m 5d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 14/06/11 09:56 AM Share Posted 14/06/11 09:56 AM I remember u paying out wrxs lol. N Wots with this nsw thing u n jet have haha Ps I'm now a Pedo o_0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Jeturbo Bob the Freaking Builder Donating Members 10,810 Member For: 15y 1m 24d Gender: Female Location: SA Posted 14/06/11 10:00 AM Share Posted 14/06/11 10:00 AM I remember u paying out wrxs lol. N Wots with this nsw thing u n jet have haha Ps I'm now a Pedo o_0Cars are better bang for $ in nsw, since you rekon u have such good memory, you will remember me kickn your ass down the strip next time we at heathcote then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETURBO ...JD TUNING ADELAIDE... Gold Donating Members 23,708 Member For: 16y 5m 6d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 14/06/11 10:01 AM Share Posted 14/06/11 10:01 AM cant u tell were just boared just like everyone else looking at the comp screen 2night radlaide sux ballz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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