Crappiest Or Best Present Ever

[unclewal]

So thought I would start a thread where you can have a crack at your family and friends be it good or bad, with the presents you have received over the years.

To start off the crappest present I have been give was bed sheets, I was 17 had just got my license and my parents come out with the wizard idea to get me f**king bed sheets.... I was hoping for a stereo for my new car, obviously too much to ask for. Best present ever would have had to been my drum kit from an Ex.

Have a go and lets see who has been given some crap presents over the years.....

[scar]

Mrs gave me a f@cken spice rack based on the fact I like to make up a good marinade, she made up for it the next year by getting me some personalized plates.

[unclewal]

Edited 17/07/11 10:32 AM by unclewal

[SuckSqueezeBangBlow]

I just got given a 20 lap rally driving experience voucher which is definitely up there on my list.

[arronm]

I think I was about 10 and my brother was 5. We were at my mothers company's Christmas party. After lunch SANTA came and started calling out kids names. I didn't realize at the time but it took a while for us to get called as they were doing it in alphabetic order. So we got to see most of the kids open their presents. I saw, fire engines, robots , cowboy outfits with guns that really shot caps, race cars, scaletric sets, skateboards and the most awesome toys you had ever seen. I can tell you I could hardly keep still. I knew I had been a good boy all year and would certainly be getting something awesome. What I didn't realize was that the parents had bought the presents and wrapped them and given them to SANTA to give out. So they finally call me and my brothers name at the same time and we both go up. Santa says " Have you both been good boys" I say yes and watch him dive into the sack and pull out two presets for me and my brother. HHmmm small present, doesn't look like a skateboard. So we both run back to our parents and say" Look what SANTA gave us". Our parents say "Well open them" So we start ripping the paper off and the presents are finally revealed. We both received a knee high pair of PURPLE socks. I took one look over at SANTA and thought you *beep*. I will never forget this, all the other kids playing with their awesome toys and all me and my brother had was f***n PURPLE SOCKS.

[Buf-Phoon]

sorry, but some wee came out

At least yours didn't come with gold stripes, that's a birthday thread however

[discostig]

Oh sh*t, that's bad! I got socks once but inside was a $100 Myer voucher which made it much better

[hrick]

Was I was about 10, my aunty gave me a crotched tie...wtf

[Dagabond]

f***n PURPLE SOCKS.

[Stazza_Brendan]

cant think of any sh*t presents off hand.. but one day out of no where missus rocked up with brand new xbox.

then for birthday she got me asl video input for my ute.