20pounds Member 180 Member For: 16y 4m 8d Gender: Male Posted 04/07/11 10:24 AM Share Posted 04/07/11 10:24 AM Lower than a snakes ballbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
400KwXr6t Member 129 Member For: 17y 5m 17d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 04/07/11 11:33 AM Share Posted 04/07/11 11:33 AM Flat out like a lizard drinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo6FG Silver Donating Members 497 Member For: 14y 11m Gender: Male Posted 05/07/11 05:07 AM Share Posted 05/07/11 05:07 AM Man who walks thru narrow airport door sidways is going to Bangkok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pazzo Donating Members 11,132 Member For: 14y 3m 11d Gender: Male Posted 05/07/11 05:24 AM Author Share Posted 05/07/11 05:24 AM your sister is so ugly, we had to tie chops around her neck so the dogs would play with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
400KwXr6t Member 129 Member For: 17y 5m 17d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 05/07/11 11:25 AM Share Posted 05/07/11 11:25 AM Your an ankle. 3 foot lower than a c*nt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAINLESS again plz You've changed man.... Donating Members 8,142 Member For: 14y 1m 6d Gender: Male Location: 2 Fuchsia Court, Narre Warren. 3805 Posted 05/07/11 11:34 AM Share Posted 05/07/11 11:34 AM She could suck a tennis ball through a tennis racket.I just dropped my sh*t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
will-82 Member 427 Member For: 20y 17d Location: sydney Posted 05/07/11 11:59 AM Share Posted 05/07/11 11:59 AM Your an ankle. 3 foot lower than a c*nt!Havent heard that one before! Will be using it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Here since the start... Lifetime Members 10,282 Member For: 21y 9m 7d Gender: Male Location: Victoria Posted 05/07/11 12:03 PM Share Posted 05/07/11 12:03 PM She could suck a tennis ball through a tennis racket.I've heard a similar one to that...You could eat an apple through a tennis racket. (for buck toothed people).Suck a bowling ball through a garden hose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Here since the start... Lifetime Members 10,282 Member For: 21y 9m 7d Gender: Male Location: Victoria Posted 05/07/11 12:05 PM Share Posted 05/07/11 12:05 PM confucious also say: man who fish in other man's well, often catch crabs.Just rub whiskey and sand into the area. They'll get drunk and throw rocks at each other. They'll be dead in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Here since the start... Lifetime Members 10,282 Member For: 21y 9m 7d Gender: Male Location: Victoria Posted 05/07/11 12:09 PM Share Posted 05/07/11 12:09 PM I thought these 2 from another thread were very funny. Hadn't heard either before.You're tighter than 2 coats of paint !I bet you give out homing pigeons as birthday presents? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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