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She could suck a tennis ball through a tennis racket.

I just dropped my sh*t :roflmbo:

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She could suck a tennis ball through a tennis racket.

I've heard a similar one to that...

You could eat an apple through a tennis racket. (for buck toothed people).

Suck a bowling ball through a garden hose.

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confucious also say: man who fish in other man's well, often catch crabs.

Just rub whiskey and sand into the area. They'll get drunk and throw rocks at each other. They'll be dead in no time.

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I thought these 2 from another thread were very funny. Hadn't heard either before.

You're tighter than 2 coats of paint !

I bet you give out homing pigeons as birthday presents?

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