Dating Disasters.....

[RegSpec]

Just wondering what everybody elses worst dating dramas have been......I've had a few so I'll share this one....

Few years back,a mate,myself and our girls came back to our cars after a movie in the city.

We walk up and theres this dude sitting on the hood of my mates then brand new black Corvette talking with a few of his friends...

Peter sees this guy on his bonnet and goes off (as you'd expect).....

Words were exchanged,then a bit of push and shove and finally Peter just knocks this guy out.....

Now that would have been ok if it had ended there, but his mates got involved,then I got involved, their girls got involved so our girls got dragged into it as well so then theres about 7 or so people brawling on the footpath and people were just walking by like it was a regular thing ....couple of em' actually started cheering for the girls.....can you believe it!!!

Ok, so we all got rounded up by the cops, into the paddy wagon and down to the station to "sort it all out", well, all except the guy Pete smacked who got taken to the hospital with concussion.

But what really pissed me off was that I'd been hanging out for months to go out with this girl, first date and she was just gorgeous,

So what happens?.......

She gets into a brawl,cops a black eye and some scratches, ruins $200 dress, gets hauled down to the police station in a paddy wagon, and then Ive got to take her home to her Christian parents at 3.30am (I'd promised her old's that I'd have her home by midnight),

Never could work out why I never saw her again

[Buf-Phoon]

Fark Reg what a topic

Where to start

I can't narrow it down but there are 3 that immediately spring to mind.

1/I had an Italian G/F in the early days in Brisvegas whose father was involved in illegal Casino's( mafia ,kept loaded guns in the house), he drove an Alfa that you could hear coming.

Anywhoo this particular night he comes home in a taxi. Spent 3 hours squished, naked and freezing in the closet until I could make good my escape out of the window.

2/ My bestmate and I pick up these 2 chicks and go back to their place in Albion do the business and the rest of it ( use your imagination) and go to sleep.

Early next morning Bikie boyfriends arrive and start bashing on the door, yet another window escape and a long walk back to Carindale.

3/ Grandview at Cleveland and end up taking this lady home and we are going hammer and tongs in front of the fire in the lounge room , when I look up and see a family

photo on the wall it was my relieving bosses Missus no less. WTF are the chances of that

There are more for another day

[Henz]

One night me and a mate met these 2 French Canadian birds. They were plenty of fun and After a massive night on the grog we took them home, had a romp and passed out.

Woke up the next morning and they had taken anything and everything edible in the house. There was sh*t in the freezer 12months out of date that we never could be bothered throwing out, they took that too. It must have been 2-3 trolleys full. I have no idea how they did it, but we admired there enthusiasm.

[Pazzo]

dating disaster, met my ex wife,got married,got divorced, cost me $400000. that simple.

[Guest XR09]

I kept seeing this hot chick on the beach. She was just stunning.

I would wait and start jogging behind her till I caught up and we would then jog together. I did this for about three weeks (well about five times over three weeks) till I finally got the nerve up to ask her out.

I was having a party so I thought the perfect opportunity to ask this lady. I was batting way above my average with her.

Anywho she turns up as the party is getting into full swing. The kegs are flowing, the music is pumping. And the party enhancers start making the rounds........... And she tells me she has to go. She had only been there about an hour. I didn't get it. I follow her out the door asking why, wondering what I had done.

And then she digs into her purse pulls out the little wallet with the badge.......... FMD instant soft on.

Needless to say we were good boys for about two months and had a very clean house.

I still don't get it though. With her job she would see the scum of the scumiest. We were all good lads who just liked to party.

And no she didn't jog by my house anymore either.

Funniest one was a chick I asked out very late one night. I picked her up the next night and found out she was deaf. All those wasted lines lol. Nah she could lip read pretty well. I honestly had no idea the night before though.

[_John_]

dating disaster, met my ex wife,got married,got divorced, cost me $400000. that simple.

This, farkin. Wish it ended there, but it doesn`t though does it.

[will-82]

What's fmd?

[Pazzo]

f*ck me dead. and john does not end there, $170 a week in child support. thank god I have a good job.

[Henz]

F my day?

Edit pazz just answered it

Edited 18/06/11 08:14 AM by henz

[will-82]

Sweet thanks