Rootster Just a large member member Silver Donating Members 3,125 Member For: 16y 3m 23d Gender: Male Location: sydney Posted 17/06/11 05:08 AM Share Posted 17/06/11 05:08 AM Cause the guys that work for fords are dumb cnuts... I could leave it at that but I'll continue..Went back to my beloved ford dealer today, whom I`ve bought 3 new cars over the last five years off..Went to the service department told them I had a few issues with my 2008 xr6t...Rust in the boot area and my window tint was bubbling..So can you take a few photos of the affected area while I go to the show room and get priced up on an 335 GT..Simple I thought straight forward did I ask for to much...Fark I'm pissed at the moment....So off to the show room I go..Stand around for about 5 minutes no one comes anywhere near me..Not one customer in sight, so their not busy..standing around chatting amounst themselves..Started thinking do I smell..no I can't had my monthly shower last night lol...So I call out to some farkwit..sorry to disturb you but I needed some info on the 335 gt......How can I help...I want a price on a 335gt..Do you he say's so do thousands of other people...Are you for real man WTF are you on about...I've farken bought new cars off you before...Whats the rego on your last car you bought off us...I thought I'll play this game lol...Gave him the rego on the car...which I have changed since I purchased the car..Nothing came up..lol...He said:You have never bought a car of us..pmsl..OHH sh1t I forgort to tell you I changed the rego plates..Type in my name...Fark the look on his face was priceless, when he typed in my name...even had an assigned salesperson to my account....lmfao...Fark did his tone change...How can I help you sir....Do you pefer nick or nicholas..Do you have a brochure on the new gt..Simple can it get any easier...His reply no ford hasn't made any...WTF if this is true...What are the options on the new gt I ask..Digs some piece off paper from his poket and starts reading them..lmao....Are the brembos std I asked him..umm umm I think only the fronts its an extra 6500 for the rears but I'm not sure I go and ask and I'll come back....lets make it simpler I think...What colour can I buy it in..His reply is any colour ford makes right now and hands me an normal falcon bochure..So I say chill how about chill for the colour..His reply don't think you can get it in that colour...I say get your sh1t together here is my mobile number get some info together for me and ring me....Lets go see what the service department have done...FARKEN nothing..we couldn't get your car to come up on our computers..all to do with the rego plates...Did you at least take the photos...No sir we didn't..I'm thinking I could kill someone right about now...deep breathes nick stay cool...Why not I ask: we have to follow precedure you have to book in the car first...So I have to come back..Okay I'll book it in...So I book it in for this monday..They need the car for 2.5 hours to take some photos...I say how about I take the photos now and you can do the report on monday...No sir we can't do that...So I have to come back wait 2.5 hours for you to take a couple of photos..I FARKEN SNAP..You can sux my cock d1ckhead..You are lucky that I dont jump this counter and punch fark out of you...Ford can kiss goodbye any furture money from my pocket .That is just inaceptable...Now you know why Expensive Daewoo sell more cars.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Wiggum Moar Powar Babeh Lifetime Members 19,323 Member For: 19y 4m 16d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 17/06/11 05:31 AM Share Posted 17/06/11 05:31 AM your punctuation is broken. I think your.....button is jamming.....it keeps coming on mid.......sentence.Cool story tho. Shit fraud sales/service who would have thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banned1 Banned Banned 734 Member For: 14y 4m 27d Gender: Male Location: Caloundra Posted 17/06/11 06:53 AM Share Posted 17/06/11 06:53 AM I thought it was because that singlets, boardies , thongs and bundy stickers look better in commonwhores ? I really wouldnt touch an older commo, there is definitely a bogan image about them ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiKa Donating Members 4,243 Member For: 18y 5m 19d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne, VIC Posted 17/06/11 07:02 AM Share Posted 17/06/11 07:02 AM LOL the last time I went into Ford just to check some cars out, I asked the guy if they had any F6's I could look at, he said "no, but theres a Typhoon over there" LOL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dre Resident idiot. Donating Members 2,068 Member For: 14y 4m 19d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 17/06/11 07:48 AM Share Posted 17/06/11 07:48 AM All ford dealer staff are retards. If I didn't know what I wanted they certainly would not have got a sale out of me.The guys at HSV know their cats and the marketing behind them is great. Most people don't even know what an FPV is.And Rab if you think the bogan image only affects Late model camira drivers your kidding yourself. All Aussie cats have that reputation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt036 Donating Members 280 Member For: 15y 1m 1d Gender: Male Posted 17/06/11 08:49 AM Share Posted 17/06/11 08:49 AM Sounds a bit like the dealership I work in (work for fraud in parts) but our dealership has five franchises and most of the salesman know there sh*t.....except for ford. There dumb as, I had a similar scenario, I was genuinely asking about new car prices and specs and sh*t on the new falcons. (which I already knew, but wanted to see what they knew) Apart from not knowing anything they pretty much didn't have any time for me as I worked there and young and probably imagined I couldn't afford anything so now I can play there game back to them when they come to parts. Oh and must be just a ford service department thing cause there that useless where I work as well haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomber Carnage on the Garage Floor Donating Members 3,994 Member For: 14y 8m 29d Gender: Male Location: Gold Coast Posted 17/06/11 08:51 AM Share Posted 17/06/11 08:51 AM I really wouldnt touch an older commo, there is definitely a bogan image about them !Tough call Rab - some of the B series owners I've met are too bogan to be bogan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f6mark Member 2,908 Member For: 13y 11m 25d Gender: Male Posted 17/06/11 09:10 AM Share Posted 17/06/11 09:10 AM (edited) LOL. u got that right bomber. Edited 17/06/11 10:47 PM by RHR No need to quote above post. USE FAST OR ADD REPLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebxmple Member 1,322 Member For: 17y 9d Posted 17/06/11 10:40 AM Share Posted 17/06/11 10:40 AM I dont know bout you lot but I buy a car that I like,not the car that the salesman knows everything about or what he wants to sell me.. IMHO the salesman is just there to do the paperwork and give me the best price possible and just do his best to shut up and let me look and think about it.Holdens/HSVs are I <3 Bananas gayy. We get VEs in at work all the time and they arent worth pissing on. Bodys feel loose after bugger all Kms and that stupid I <3 Bananas handbrake lever.....WTF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomber Carnage on the Garage Floor Donating Members 3,994 Member For: 14y 8m 29d Gender: Male Location: Gold Coast Posted 17/06/11 10:52 AM Share Posted 17/06/11 10:52 AM yep - handbrake is a shocker, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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