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  • loitering with intent
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fark you Snotboy , you know what will be playing in my head tommorrow :crybaby:

Just hope no one can lip read :buttonit:

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  On 18/06/2011 at 10:24 AM, STAINLESS said:

any women on this forum? or only all you sick males talking bout spilling load and blue balls...

Come on women, tell us bout your first poundings :beerchug:

I am a jahova virgin with jet, our house is a calm and peacefull place....

Appart from when we first met and his first sentence I ever heard him say was

"can I f*ck your ass"

but as earlier posts concur, up the bum doesnt count ...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

P.S. Deadly serious about that being the first thing jet ever said to me... (I'm not very hard to impress)

  • G666E Turbo!!!
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Dude I work with claims to have been 12, and I kinda believe him the drunken welsh fool, seems like the old country is mighty f*cked up, on the other end of the scale missus has a 35 year old friend (dude) who is a virgin, and there's no hope in the near future for him either LOL

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Im Cristian. LOL jk's ... I was 15

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So long ago....About nearly 15 I think.

Sneaked into a party my older sister was having, 17 year old street wise chick makes the pass on me and reckons I'm scared of her.

Older sister catches me getting a little familier and gives me a smack accross the face and orders me home, Chick sneaks me into an old unused storeroom and shows me the ways of the world......OMG..... :yahoo: I could never look at my hand the same way again....

a few years later, sister marries the chicks brother but she never taught me anything again.

Mondo Rock....Come said the boy. Always brings an inner warm feeling :cry:

  • ...JD TUNING ADELAIDE...
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  On 17/06/2011 at 10:34 PM, henz said:

Stick it in the butt no babies

Stick it in the butt no babies

stick it in the butt, stick it in the butt

Stick it in the butt no babies.

Genuine LOL!

15 - same story, ex gf, didnt finish. But made sure that didnt happen in round 2, finished, bailed through a few backyards at 4am to avoid her dad.

  • 3 weeks later...
  • Tampon inserted, Auto Acquired, next purchase a new handbag
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  • You've changed man....
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