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I was 13. She was 21 and as big as two houses.

She was a border in our house. And my brother and his mates were going to beat the crap out of me if I didn't.

I took me two more years to stick it in anything else. Least the next time she was my age..... Not as fun as the fat chick though.

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I've said it before and I'll say it again, fat chicks give the best head because they're always hungry!

First time was with my first gf....19 years old (she 18)! Had a chance when I was 17 but got so bloody plastered I passed out (story of my youth) hahaha.

First time was awful...the rubber was like a matching polarity magnet. As soon as it was near my knob, my knob deflated to half mast :roflmbo: After a few sessions I finally found my rhythm, but ended up with blue balls for the next month or two I was unable to finish no matter what. Frustration, dear lord. :bangcomputer: Thank god for wanking, I wouldn't have survived!

This vid is pretty relevant here!

Eddie Murphy on 18 Year Olds rooting

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Similar story to most, 15, on hol's at coral bay, meet a girl who was staying in the next bay to us, got chatting, went for a stroll on the beach sat do and she said

Tonight is the night, That you make me a woman, mmm…, You said you’ll be gentle with me, And I-I hope you will, mmm…mmm…'

I though I was onto a winner so I said to her,

I think were alone now, There doesn’t seem to be anyone around, I think were alone now, The beating of our hearts is the only sound

so we fumbled around and got down to business and she said

Hurt so good, Come on baby make it hurt so good, Sometimes love dont feel like it should, You make it hurt so good

and I said too her

And it feels like the first time, Like it never did before, Feels like the first time, Like we’ve opened up the door

Then I stopped quoting lyrics from crap 80's love songs and had a wank

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Ithought this would be a fun thread

try and be truth full ladies

So how old were u?? and how was it the 1st time

My 1st root was when I was 15 years old at a party I threw while dad and mumsy were away. First tried it in the pool and thought I was failing hcore(water fails) then off to my room where mates peoceeded to bang on the doors/ windows for the whole minute haha. She was a looker but a starfish and were probably both the worst weve ever had.

my mate shared his story with me and he didnt even get his knob in the hole and he blew his load that's wat u call a FAIL

So share your stories DONT BE SHY!

:roflmbo: 1 minute star fish lol

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iam saving my self for the special one I know it doesnt happen much now days but ive been really honest with my self and my religion and it will some day pay off

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She could have been my first. She was horny and wanted it that night, told me about her past conquest (???) and was nice enough to tell me she has genital warts but are not active ATM. My throat sank down into my gut and I politeley ended the night about 5 min after hearing the bit about GW. She was pretty hot but had been around the block a few too many times. She scared me for life as I was too scared to put my c-ck or tongue to anything I didn't know much about from then on.

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I was 15 and we were Playing Rep footy in Bundy, most of us stayed in a back packer hostel and I hooked up with a 26 year old german back packer. All I can remember is she stunk :pooh: down there it was some ransid sh*t LOL. Worst root ever :cry:

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iam saving my self for the special one I know it doesnt happen much now days but ive been really honest with my self and my religion and it will some day pay off

Are you a jehovah ? One of my mates is 30 now and hasnt had a root or even pull him self cause of his religion. I dont know how ya s do it :VB Beer:

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iam saving my self for the special one I know it doesnt happen much now days but ive been really honest with my self and my religion and it will some day pay off

Says the bloke always asking me to f*ck him.

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