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Ithought this would be a fun thread

try and be truth full ladies

So how old were u?? and how was it the 1st time

My 1st root was when I was 15 years old at a party I threw while dad and mumsy were away. First tried it in the pool and thought I was failing hcore(water fails) then off to my room where mates peoceeded to bang on the doors/ windows for the whole minute haha. She was a looker but a starfish and were probably both the worst weve ever had.

my mate shared his story with me and he didnt even get his knob in the hole and he blew his load that's wat u call a FAIL

So share your stories DONT BE SHY!

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I plan on having my first in the next few years :)

Nah my first I was 15 she was 15... she had her rag and everyone opened the door and watched... it was sweet... mate saw the mess and I told him it was coz I was too big, could only give half shaft.

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17 and didnt even blow... Couldnt as was distracted by couple peeps sleeping on the floor and had sore I <3 Bananas balls for 2 days. The next round a week later was all a goer and had a good empty out. :turboboink:

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I was an innocent until I was coerced into the back of my old mans 1964 Cortina Wagon ( only one in OZ at the time) to have a chat

with the well endowed 17 y/o Donna who's parents were close family friends.13 years old

Needless to say I was taken advantage of way back in '78 ,should have sued as it was farkin freezin :buttonit:

The past 30 years ? Self gratification FTW.

ex wife and an ex partner , two kids, I will stick with guttersnipes and hookers.. Cheaper :yahoo:

Needless to say I have been a paragon of virtue since that fateful night :omg:

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was 16, and lasted all of 45secs. the moment got the better of me. thank god it was her first time aswell so lasting 45sec did not matter that much. but the next 7 weeks of us dating was GOLD, until she fell preggo, but in the end she had a miscarage. not trying to sound mean but thank bloody god she did. from that moment on always starting wearing spew bags.

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Stainless sounds like the time I railed this bird who I didn't know was a virgin. I was pumping like a demon, finished, and saw the mess. Was like wtf!

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Was about 17 on a boys trip up north. We chatted up a young Aussie chick that was working at the local Dewsons store and phoned the store when we got back to our hotel and after a bit of talking my mate got her number :) He called her that night and she met my mate on the beach. Soon as he got there he sms'd me saying, and I'll never forget it, "they're drunk and they love wogs, get your ass down here".

Needless to say I went down there and she had a hot 17yo friend who was sitting on the wall all alone and bored. So we went for a walk down the beach, one thing lead to another, and we were looking for spots to do the deed. The park down the end was too lit up so we went back down the beach, and to my surprise my mate was boning her friend about 5 metres away from us. So we just stopped, laid down and got it on.

It was a memorable experience for a few reasons. Firstly the condom she pulled out of her purse almost made my dick fall off that sh*t was so tight, secondly my mate reckons once he was finished he looked up and all he could see was my ass shining under the full moon, and last the dry seaweed caused some chaffing in some bad places that night!

Needless to say, I didn't "finish" the deed completely and I had the worst case of blue balls in recorded history for about 30 mins before I decided to rub one out! lol ohh those were the days

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I was 17 when I got my licence, first car and first shag in that order..... :innocent:

She was a girl that Id gone to school with and even though it only lasted a few minutes it was the start of a trend that has continued throughout my life.

First wife and I were swingers for years and now I couldn't even count the number of women Ive been with..... :dontknow:

I also do admin/moderate on an international sexual discussion forum..... :turboboink:

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Similar story to most, 15, on hol's at coral bay, meet a girl who was staying in the next bay to us, got chatting, went for a stroll on the beach sat do and she said

Tonight is the night, That you make me a woman, mmm…, You said you’ll be gentle with me, And I-I hope you will, mmm…mmm…'

I though I was onto a winner so I said to her,

I think were alone now, There doesn’t seem to be anyone around, I think were alone now, The beating of our hearts is the only sound

so we fumbled around and got down to business and she said

Hurt so good, Come on baby make it hurt so good, Sometimes love dont feel like it should, You make it hurt so good

and I said too her

And it feels like the first time, Like it never did before, Feels like the first time, Like we’ve opened up the door

Then I stopped quoting lyrics from crap 80's love songs and had a wank

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