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Yes Jocks, underpants, fart catchers...WTF is wrong with this planet and all this Chinese crap. :fool:

My old jocks had come to the end of their tether and I was rapidly running out of daily change overs,the old swap em inside out wasnt appealing so it was time to buy some new ones, it's not that its been decades since I bought a pair but its been a fair few years since I've needed a NEW pair. So I went to the local Kmart and grabbed a couple of 5 pack Bonds now being a tad large on the waist line I went with some 97's the same as my jeans. It's not exactly like you can try them on in the store so I hoped for the best which wasnt to be in this case...to say they were tight would be an understatement I had trouble getting the barstards up to my waist let alone over my tockley. So I hoiked them off to the oldman and trundled back to Kmart for another go with the next size up.

Now I've had these barstards a week and I feel like my nuts have been squashed into my ass cheeks I'm not saying I'm hung like a horse but fck me there is no give what so ever in the pricks of things they feel like they've been fashioned out of a sheet of friggin metal and spray painted to give em a bit of bling. The ribbing on the edges also feels like they are held together with barb wire the thread is that course. I'm all for support thats why I wear the barstards but these bloody things have no stretch at all. It's a bloody shame I threw the packs out or I would have shoved the dirty unwashed pricks back in the bag and taken them back for a refund.

So now I'm stuck with going out to find a decent pair has anybody got any recommendations?

G strings and crutchless are not an option either.... :wtcslap:

Edit: ironic given the avatar atm the moment I just noticed... :blush:

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Oh look another "I'm a drunk moderator thread..."

Weeeeeee! bliss.gif

But not started by me or Buff..dontknow.gif

that's weird...

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Thank god, don't think we could handle that tbh...

Pretty sure I take up most of our AA credits anyway don't I? innocent.gif

OH And if you insist on being On Topic, Good bonds or CK... Will never look back.

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Bonds! Buy the ones that look like shorts.

They say on the label " very comfy undies"

I tried some, straight away went back and bought a few more. Not cheap but really good. ($15each?)

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Oh look another "I'm a drunk jeturbo thread..."

Weeeeeee! bliss.gif

But not started by me or Buff..dontknow.gif

that's weird...

hey ive had mine (drunken rants) this month :roflmbo:

dags u know the deal pics or it didnt happen :roflmbo::roflmbo::roflmbo:

it might not be big but its pretty.............that's my excuse :roflmbo:

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Hey I'm all for drunkin rants, but they have to be in good taste and funny... that's the key.

Don't quote me on that...

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f*ck no... Don't get shorts... If you lean over with your legs apart, your nuts fall out the side... LOL

Yeah, Bonds XXL are smaller than ever. It's like they are made for women (ie. No place for cock, balls and sack LOL)

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