Dagabond Bored Member Administrator 35,722 Member For: 22y 18d Gender: Male Location: Dé·jà vu Posted 09/04/11 10:55 AM Share Posted 09/04/11 10:55 AM (edited) Yes Jocks, underpants, fart catchers...WTF is wrong with this planet and all this Chinese crap. My old jocks had come to the end of their tether and I was rapidly running out of daily change overs,the old swap em inside out wasnt appealing so it was time to buy some new ones, it's not that its been decades since I bought a pair but its been a fair few years since I've needed a NEW pair. So I went to the local Kmart and grabbed a couple of 5 pack Bonds now being a tad large on the waist line I went with some 97's the same as my jeans. It's not exactly like you can try them on in the store so I hoped for the best which wasnt to be in this case...to say they were tight would be an understatement I had trouble getting the barstards up to my waist let alone over my tockley. So I hoiked them off to the oldman and trundled back to Kmart for another go with the next size up.Now I've had these barstards a week and I feel like my nuts have been squashed into my ass cheeks I'm not saying I'm hung like a horse but fck me there is no give what so ever in the pricks of things they feel like they've been fashioned out of a sheet of friggin metal and spray painted to give em a bit of bling. The ribbing on the edges also feels like they are held together with barb wire the thread is that course. I'm all for support thats why I wear the barstards but these bloody things have no stretch at all. It's a bloody shame I threw the packs out or I would have shoved the dirty unwashed pricks back in the bag and taken them back for a refund.So now I'm stuck with going out to find a decent pair has anybody got any recommendations?G strings and crutchless are not an option either.... Edit: ironic given the avatar atm the moment I just noticed... Edited 09/04/11 10:56 AM by Dagabond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_John_ Member 287 Member For: 14y 1m 11d Gender: Male Posted 09/04/11 11:06 AM Share Posted 09/04/11 11:06 AM Not Briefs? like, the old bikini brief? No sir, not here anymore. I go for the trunk style, the medium ones.and always Bonds, with the really wide waist band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillz Three pedals are better then two.. Donating Members 15,637 Member For: 17y 6m 6d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 09/04/11 11:12 AM Share Posted 09/04/11 11:12 AM Oh look another "I'm a drunk moderator thread..."Weeeeeee! But not started by me or Buff..that's weird... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FPV6T UNDERCOAT CRUISER!!! Donating Members 1,655 Member For: 15y 10m 14d Gender: Male Location: brisbane Posted 09/04/11 11:17 AM Share Posted 09/04/11 11:17 AM have worn Rio for years,great jocks!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagabond Bored Member Administrator 35,722 Member For: 22y 18d Gender: Male Location: Dé·jà vu Posted 09/04/11 11:19 AM Author Share Posted 09/04/11 11:19 AM I dont drink Dillz...Just had my nutz in a bunch and had to vent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillz Three pedals are better then two.. Donating Members 15,637 Member For: 17y 6m 6d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 09/04/11 11:24 AM Share Posted 09/04/11 11:24 AM Thank god, don't think we could handle that tbh...Pretty sure I take up most of our AA credits anyway don't I? OH And if you insist on being On Topic, Good bonds or CK... Will never look back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dre Resident idiot. Donating Members 2,068 Member For: 14y 2m 11d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 09/04/11 11:27 AM Share Posted 09/04/11 11:27 AM Bonds! Buy the ones that look like shorts. They say on the label " very comfy undies"I tried some, straight away went back and bought a few more. Not cheap but really good. ($15each?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETURBO ...JD TUNING ADELAIDE... Gold Donating Members 23,708 Member For: 16y 6m 1d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 09/04/11 11:31 AM Share Posted 09/04/11 11:31 AM Oh look another "I'm a drunk jeturbo thread..."Weeeeeee! But not started by me or Buff..that's weird...hey ive had mine (drunken rants) this month dags u know the deal pics or it didnt happen it might not be big but its pretty.............that's my excuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillz Three pedals are better then two.. Donating Members 15,637 Member For: 17y 6m 6d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 09/04/11 11:38 AM Share Posted 09/04/11 11:38 AM Hey I'm all for drunkin rants, but they have to be in good taste and funny... that's the key.Don't quote me on that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worm A much better forum Silver Donating Members 3,808 Member For: 16y 4m 9d Gender: Male Location: Victoria Posted 09/04/11 11:56 AM Share Posted 09/04/11 11:56 AM f*ck no... Don't get shorts... If you lean over with your legs apart, your nuts fall out the side... LOLYeah, Bonds XXL are smaller than ever. It's like they are made for women (ie. No place for cock, balls and sack LOL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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