To Sound Like An Xr8

[Guest 56Mainline]

Hey Plonky,The Freak Brothers invented this you know way back then,Phineas Freak was driving his VW bug and blew his hawn at the pedestrians and they all laughed at the p!ssy sound.

Phineas was not happy so he invented his pedestrian dispersal system.

He mounted a huge speaker,amp etc in the nose of the Vdub,got a recording of a 50 ton diesel truck loaded with live cops locking up the brakes at 80 miles per hour.

He then drove back to where it all started,you could well imagine when the pedestrians crossed in front of him and he gave them a blast Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech

Ohhh, I did like that VIK351

I've got the centre muffler removed. My work's access road passes through a 200m tunnel, through which I drop back to third then into second, thus allowing the engine to "burble". My vehicle has been mistaken on several occassions for a BA XR8 that also uses the carpark and is also blueprint in colour. But in the end EVERYONE realises that it's actually the "faster" turbo arriving.

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Yea 56,mines out to,Im down shifting all the time,engine braking when ever possible, window down.

I reckon it sounds best in the morning,first start when the idle up is kicked in.

That story came from THE RIP OFF PRESS,THE FABULOUS FURRY FREAK BROTHERS BY GILBERT SHELTON who now writes for MAD magazine last time I looked.

vik (the drawings make you p!ss your self laughing)