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My ex ripped them open, Blew her nose and stuffed the tissue back under the box. :holiday:

This was with about 20K's on the odo, during her first ride. Only thing she said was "Don't drive like that in this street!"

Gee glad you like the new car..... :beerchug:

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sixfan,

at that point did you slow down, push open her door & give her a shove to the kerb? Cause I think it was warranted!

Scotty

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  ktford said:
sixfan,

at that point did you slow down, push open her door & give her a shove to the kerb? Cause I think it was warranted!

Scotty

Too right sixfan. Should have ordered the James Bond model. Open the sunroof and use the custom passenger seat ejector. :biggrin: Replace the side airbags with booster rockets.

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  Cro said:
10+ here.

My wife has hay fever and is churning through boxes and boxes of them. Non Ford ones.

Hey Cro, have you got a pollen filter installed?

I normally get bad heyfever this time of year, but in the car (with a pollen filter), I don't seem to have much of a problem. :biggrin:

The filters seem to work realy well............. :D

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  sixfan said:
My ex ripped them open, Blew her nose and stuffed the tissue back under the box. :biggrin:

This was with about 20K's on the odo, during her first ride. Only thing she said was "Don't drive like that in this street!"

Gee glad you like the new car..... :biggrin:

Is this the reason why she's your ex?

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  rowlan said:
  Cro said:
10+ here.

My wife has hay fever and is churning through boxes and boxes of them. Non Ford ones.

Hey Cro, have you got a pollen filter installed?

I normally get bad heyfever this time of year, but in the car (with a pollen filter), I don't seem to have much of a problem. :o

The filters seem to work realy well............. :D

Got it, but I drive with the windows or sunroof open most times :)

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  3rdTurbo said:
Contraceptive dispensor?

:tonguepoke:

I have never seen a car personally with a tissue holder before, but I could use that last suggestion on there. :finger:

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ktford Posted on Nov 6 2003, 04:53 PM

  sixfan,

at that point did you slow down, push open her door & give her a shove to the kerb? Cause I think it was warranted!

Scotty

Bloody well felt like it but too distracted by her other "charms"

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Too right sixfan. Should have ordered the James Bond model. Open the sunroof and use the custom passenger seat ejector.  Replace the side airbags with booster rockets.

Should give a test to all prospective future girlfriends:

Q: what is the difference between a commadore and an XR6 Turbo?

A: You can shove your snotty tissues wherever you want when you are in a commodore.

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Is this the reason why she's your ex?

No,

We just weren't suited, I'm a compassionate and caring person with not a bad word to say about anyone......... she was a cold hearted b**ch.

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  sixfan said:
No,

We just weren't suited, I'm a compassionate and caring person with not a bad word to say about anyone......... she was a cold hearted b**ch.

:D

As long as you got some good tail out of it, your alright.

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Don't make polls like this anymore :mc11:

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