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We also had another guy called Dave about 3 years ago who was a tosser.

Around 24yr old, number 1 DJ in the world, had a new get rich quick scheme every week and put more chemicals into his body then anyone I know. Always came to work fast talking and hypo and talked alot of BS.

One day he came into our small despatch office donga and said to my supervisor

"ummm ive just sh*t myself, what do I do?" "do I go home"

Before he come in office he went around asking guys in his area what to do so everyone knew on a short time. He ended up going home to clean himself up and came back.

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We had a bloke at our work years ago who couldn't be bothered going to the lunchroom to get a drink so he swigged out of someones water bottle in the fridge in the factory. This guy got pissed off & switched it for white vinegar. Drink thief ended up with a crowd of people round him while he lay on the ground gasping for breath.

Another guy we got from an employment agency said he could hear other people in the factory talking about him 'inside his head...'. After about a week he got real irate & tried to pick up a 6 ton machine & throw it. Made a few calls & his dad came out to collect him 'sorry there's been a mix up he's supposed to be with an aid full time'.

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Man there are some similar stories out there.

We have in our area of the business an honesty system for snacks and drinks, one of the top blokes in our area purchased fridges and stocked them with choc bars, biscuits, pies, and coke etc all for really good prices (might make as little as 30cents or up to 60 cents per item sold). He made his money back and then the profit pays for SkyTV in our lunch room and at xmas been he gave each team $70 from the profit for whatever the team wanted to spend it on. Lucky for us the honesty part works well, no one in our area rips us off as you are only ripping off a co-worker.

Problem is whether that will last as other areas are starting to know about this and coming over to our hangar to buy from it so who knows what those people are like. We have only had a choc bar half eaten and put back so far without being paid for.

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Post 51, is the funniest thing I have a read in a while, genuinely lol'd.

We had a blow in working with us in, the typical piss wrecked concreter, got his wife to drop him off because he had no licence, had a lunch box packed with stubbies, asked if we minded if he had one on the way to the job at 6 am.

Anyway after about an hour of doing sweet f all he wandered off to a port a loo across the road and came back dripping wet, like he had just ha a shower fully dressed. Turned out he had punched Humphrey in the loo, flushed it and for some reason wee and.....excrement just sprayed out of the bowel all over him. So he stripped off, walked out naked with a brown face/arms/legs, and started washing himself under a tap.

We took one look at him, everyone on that site laughing and just called the bloke a cab, no way I was I gunna sit in a truck next to this guy. Gave him a $50 for the cab and never saw him again.

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my new managers a fkn retard,, been working for the company for 20+ years compared to my 8 years and I know 10x more then he does.. he rocks up to work at 8am and doesnt leave to about 7-10pm,, his wife always rings up asking for him asking where he is.. worst is when he talks to you he comes face to face and has the breath of 1000 horses

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We had a blow in working with us in, the typical piss wrecked concreter, got his wife to drop him off because he had no licence, had a lunch box packed with stubbies, asked if we minded if he had one on the way to the job at 6 am.

Think you just described 90% of the concretors in melbourne. Who do you work for?

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Yea Bradles the average "concreter" is just a worn out sh*theap piss wreck who couldn't spell there first name backwards. Lucky I have a pretty good crew.

I work at All About Concrete in somy.

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Am I alone in thinking no matter where you work there will be someone that pisses you off. It seems no matter where I work there is always one person that rubs me the wrong way. I am sure there are people out there that hated working with me but I try to be nice to everyone try not to give smartass answers to stupid questions and generally not be a tosser. It always seems to be one person that annoys me but the boss usually loves them cause they are so far up his ass only bootlaces are hanging out.

Mate I am so with you there. The guy I work with is an absolute spanker and I can't stand him. He smells, doesnt shower, and has a really bad temper.

Trouble is, I am self employed and work for myself.

Im a sad, sad man.

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