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Had to dig this thread up to tell you guys about Benny.

Benny is 30 years old. If you add how long he's been concreting, it comes to 45 years. He rode on the crusty tours for 3 years, was in jail for 2 years. Etc etc. We can't wait for Monday's to hear this guys story's. One guy records them to show his mates.

Normally on a Monday morning we ask each other about our weekends, so we start with how was your weekend Benny, and it's always a big sigh and ahhh no good guys. And we lover hearing his BS so we ask why.

Todays was be was going for a ride on Sunday, and decided to pop a mono at 200kmh on the nepean. A highway patrol going the other way saw him, hooked a u turn and this has led to the most epic cop chase in history. Every time he outrun a copper another one pulled out he said. He estimates an least 100cop cars. Somewhere between Frankston and morabin he hit 370KMH on his 2 stroke 900cc bike. Apparently the police chopper couldn't keep up past 240kmh.

The worst bit Is one guy believes every word and worships him.

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Come back next monday turbo ute.

Hey henz im sure your not the only one who belives his stories. Im sure Benny also believes them.

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Classic, we have a similar guy, all he says is he had the worst weekend ever, worse than everyone elses, and he doesn't wanna talk about it. But that's EVERY weekend!

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Lol I have a years worth.

Some "facts" about Benny.

He became a member of a bike club at 12.

He rode with the Crustys for 5 years, party's with pink, who he always calls alysha. Carey hart stays at his house. (he lives with his mum)

Though he lives with his mum, he owns 2 shops on chapel, 3 caravan parks, 3 units on the sunshine coast, and a million dollar property.

Owns a $100k chopper, 5 road bikes and 4 brand new dirt bikes his sponsors gave him.

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That's awesome Henz, haven't laughed so much in ages. Any chance I could meet him??LOL

This lady at work reckons Crustys practice on her sons property and she goes out for dinner with them regularly. Couldn't name one though??

Maybe Benny is Julies' son???

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What's she do for a job? Bennys mums a principle in dandy afaik.

His dads either head of bike gang/ been in jail since he was 2/ head of the Chelsea football clubs firm in the UK. Depending on what day it was. One day he was a teacher too.

But young Benny does have a property, and spent 20k getting someone to fly over from the states to design him a track. Team yamaha said they would train there if he puts in a toilet block. He paid 1mill for the block and his repayments are 450 a week.

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