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I went down to the cafe at wellington point yesterday to see how hot this thing really was..

I also had the worlds worst hangover whilst attempting it. I wasnt hungry, nor was I looking forward to it.

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fark that!!,you looked like you were in pain eating that!!so do you get a free one for eating it all?? :surrenderwave:

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Lol seems pretty serious with the gloves.

I went to andian restaraunt a few weeks ago with some mates, got on the sauce pretty hard. Anyway later in the night someone ordered a chilli to throw in my beer. I spotted it, and crushed it into someelse's. No idea what sort of chilli as I was pretty blind.

So then I go to take a leak, and brush my hand on my....ummm.....beans? So I go sit down and this burning is just getting worse and worse.

Long story short,made an embarassing sprint for the door and slept with an icepack....you know where. Everyone else thinks it was the funniest thing ever.

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fark that!!,you looked like you were in pain eating that!!so do you get a free one for eating it all?? :surrenderwave:

It was just hard keeping it down in the guts. More so because the sauce is so foul tasting. Its hot but I could eat hotter, I dont think I even cracked a sweat, just a bit of nose run.

I asked her if anyone had done 2 before, apparently one guy did.

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lol Good stuff Tim.

I had a mate who was in the same situation as you Henz. One minute he was at the party next he had disappeared and got a taxi home. Jumping in the shower apparently made it worse.

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Yea rancid that's first thing I tried when I got home, shower didnt help. I tried filling my reg grundies up with ice and pulling them tight at the restaurant. Worked but made it look like I pissed myself.

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Since I ate it on Saturday ive probably been playing down how hot it really was.. I love hot food. But make no mistake; this is one f**king hot burger.

Heres another guys story about his experience with it, I p!ss myself laughing everytime I read it..

The Worlds Hottest Burger, Off the Wall Diner, QLD

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I have to share this that was f*cking hilarious

because I am still sh*tting white hot torrents of molten steel and I need to cool down my puckered, torn and abraded sphincter before it decides to go all 'china syndrome' and melt through the crust of the earth to the core.

I swear to god all I have eaten in the past couple of days since the 'event' is stomach and anus friendly food like yoghurt, and ham and salad rolls and yet here I am at 6am on monday morning wondering why I have just been fisted by someone with a handful of broken glass and gravel?

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