Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 22y 1m 29d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 28/10/03 04:38 AM Share Posted 28/10/03 04:38 AM I had a customer ring me up the other day, enquiring about the cost for a clutch pedal rubber to suit his Toyota Corolla. And I asked him "is the car a manual or a auto?"Some days you just shouldnt get out of bed. :banghead: So why is the Toyota driver ringing the Ford dealer for parts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms700 Moderating Team 10,170 Member For: 22y 15d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 28/10/03 05:54 AM Share Posted 28/10/03 05:54 AM So why is the Toyota driver ringing the Ford dealer for parts? :banghead: We do the lot down here in sunny Mitchell falchoon!Ford, Toyota, Honda, Subaru, Audi, Lexus, Saab and Jaguar!At the moment anyway..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixfan Flaccid Member Donating Members 2,503 Member For: 21y 8m 25d Gender: Male Location: NOONAMAH, go figure..... Posted 28/10/03 07:07 AM Share Posted 28/10/03 07:07 AM Hey ms700what price can you do for me on a set of rear series2 Jag brake pads...... and some discs too?Oh yeah so I don't go off thread;Drove from Darwin to site and wondered why the brakes were not as good as they used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrasH Bloody Orange Team (BOT) Donating Members 872 Member For: 21y 7m 24d Gender: Male Location: Canberra, Australia Posted 28/10/03 08:18 AM Share Posted 28/10/03 08:18 AM I did something stupid in the T today. I was drving along and there were like a row of maybe 3-4 traffic lights. The first set was green when I was way off, then I focused on the second set, then I look at the first set.. oops I ran a red light ... d'oh. Luckily there was no traffic going accross, otherwise I'd have an even stupider story to tell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 22y 1m 26d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 31/10/03 11:36 PM Author Share Posted 31/10/03 11:36 PM Why I set myself on fire and rode a bike off a roof By MATT SUNNovember 1, 2003THE man who broke his wrist, nose and tooth riding a mountain bike off the top of a 5m-tall toilet block – after setting himself on fire – has labelled his stunt "stupid".Returning to the scene of his wayward stunt at Coral Sea Park, Maroubra, Brian Concannon said he regretted performing the "Leo wa*ker" effort which he described as "a balls-up"."I'm a bit ashamed at all the taxpayers money I've wasted, I feel like I'm a pain in the arse," Mr Concannon said. "I'm going to have a big think about just what I'm doing."When police and paramedics arrived at the park just as he was preparing on Sunday night, Mr Concannon rushed ahead with the stunt – causing him to plummet head-first into the ground.He was treated at the scene and taken to Prince of Wales Hospital, where he spent three days."I decided to do it when the police turned up, but I rushed it, I hadn't done a practice run," the 39-year-old told The Daily Telegraph."The bike was in the wrong gear, I wanted it in a high gear for more speed but I didn't know Bon [his 13-year-old son] had ridden it earlier and put it in a low gear."Mr Concannon said another mistake was using a plank of wood propped up against two milk crates instead of having a ramp with a lip.He also regretted having his son, one of two people videotaping the ride, watch the failed attempt along with a crowd of about 40 onlookers.Bon disagreed, describing his dad's stunt as "cool". While Bon doesn't want to become a stuntman, he has asked his dad to set him on fire. "I know he could do it like that, just set him alight and have him step into a pool, but I won't let him do it, DOCS would take him away," Mr Concannon said. According to his website go-offextreme.com.au, Mr Concannon holds the unofficial world record for the longest full body burn: 2 minutes and 18 seconds.Mr Concannon said he attempted his first stunt 12 years ago and has since set himself on fire 49 times. Describing himself as an "adrenaline junkie", he said his 50th would be "extreme art, I will attempt to complete a painting with my arm on fire". The Daily TelegraphThis report was published at www.dailytelegraph.com.au Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyKatSmack Itty Bitty Kitty Kar Member 859 Member For: 21y 5m Location: on a road near you.... Posted 02/11/03 10:08 AM Share Posted 02/11/03 10:08 AM And here I was going to post about how much I drank for my birthday over the weekend, but after reading the above stories of stupidity, I suddenly don't feel stupid anymore.......*stumbles out of thread**wink* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 21y 9m 10d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 03/11/03 03:40 AM Share Posted 03/11/03 03:40 AM My mother says, stoopid is as stoopid does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktford FORD FORD FORD Donating Members 9,390 Member For: 21y 10m 29d Gender: Male Location: Victoria Point In Brissy's eastern side Posted 03/11/03 03:55 AM Share Posted 03/11/03 03:55 AM Yes I can contribute here,have moved house over the last month. Shower I'm now using is smaller than previous & as I'm 6'6 I need some room to manouver. This morning I bumped my razor holder with an elbow & it started heading south, so with my marvellous reflexes I reached behind me & caught it, marvellous catch. 1 problem, I caught the shiny & rather sharp end, so now I'm doing more than usual with 1 hand as other is wrapped up hiding 1 large cut to Mrs. Palmer.Scotty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 21y 9m 10d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 04/11/03 03:23 AM Share Posted 04/11/03 03:23 AM Jayses Scotty, Hope it wasn't yer Bundy A Coke holding hand..............Life just ain't safe anymore.Anyway, I thought you were probably closer to 7'.................Got a stiff neck standing next to you talking..............Oh. Just thinking. Maybe it's because I'm only about 5'1'?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra potty trained Lifetime Members 1,938 Member For: 21y 9m 21d Gender: Male Posted 04/11/03 05:06 AM Share Posted 04/11/03 05:06 AM Stupidity, Done anything really stupid lately?strewth ... everyday, in everyway, non-stop stupid .. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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