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Venturing To The Dark Side


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  • ....Time to lay this fairytale aside......
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Tootling around Mandurah yesterday in the Nissan Bluebird wagon, so much more sweeter will it be pushing the Start Button in December, paying bills etc; when I decide, stuff it let's compare cars, reckon the Maloo R8 or Clubsport is about equivalent to the mighty GT.

So I park Donny Datsun around the corner from the Expensive Daewoo dealers and walk in. Well, after walking past all these H thingies I can't see a HSV anywhere, guess what the mongrels are not a HSV dealership......Sh!t!! after plucking up courage to even walk in the place how dissappointing.

Anyhow this stupid, moronic, inbred fool of a salesman asks me why I'm interested in a HSV (1st dumb question), to which I replied (handled truth very carelessly here), "Thinking of buying a GT mate and want to compare the cars to see what is better value for money"

To which he says, "I've got an SS here...........(2nd dumb remark)"

Then he got all pissy pants when I burst out laughing and giving him the look you use when you step into something squishy and lift you foot up to see what indescribable crap is stuck to your shoe, walked out.....

Nearest HSV dealer to me is in Fremantle.........nah, aint that keen. :thumbsup:

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Then he got all pissy pants when I burst out laughing and giving him the look you use when you step into something squishy and lift you foot up to see what indescribable crap is stuck to your shoe, walked out.....

In the words of the immortal Dick Emery, (yes, Red, Silver, Nohawk you're old enough to remember <_< )

" Oooooh you ARE awful...........but I like you" :nod:

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Redhawk you snob.

Yeah, it looks funny but this guy did a great job. He hasn't got an HSV so he tried to steer you away from that product and offered the nearest thing he had.

And he was a d!ckhead because....??

I bet you're thinking I'd be no fun at a party!

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Redhawk you snob.

Yeah, it looks funny but this guy did a great job. He hasn't got an HSV so he tried to steer you away from that product and offered the nearest thing he had.

And he was a d!ckhead because....??

I bet you're thinking I'd be no fun at a party!

Yes, I wrote that post as a funny....true.

What I failed to tell you was his whole attitude and demeanor was one of distaste when I mentioned ......GT, so who's the snob.

Second, he was sitting behind his desk (position of power), did not even have the courtesy to stand up offer me his hand or name. And the comment, "I've got an SS here....." was said with a flick of the hand as if it was up to me to go out and look at it on my own. If he had treated me with courtesy and respect he would have got the same in return, that's why he's a dickhead.

So if I'm a dickhead for not explaining myself fully for you so be it.

This is not a personal attack but quite frankly Mr Walker judging by some of your posts, no I don't think you would be fun at parties, I hope I'm wrong, and maybe you'll prove it one day.

Now Ken, Anakin, Mactheknife, Cro, Miss Kitty, aaron, Chris (the trained killer) etc;, yes, they would be fun at parties. :D <_<

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Now Ken, Anakin, Mactheknife, Cro, Miss Kitty, aaron, Chris (the trained killer) etc;, yes, they would be fun at parties.

I'm not sure I'd ever want to be at a party with these guys ... it's bad enough when we're all sober, can you imagine the mayhem when alcohol was involved? :thumbsup:

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No need to explain yourself, thought you painted the picture quite clearly...lol. :thumbsup:

You can count me in as well Al, not a total stiff @ parties...lol. Then again, only you had the guts to do it, well done. :banghead: I didn't go through with it.

It has been in the back of my mind for some time but I'm not the 'wild child' I make myself out to be.

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