freeze_dk I am dissatisfied with my current employment situation Donating Members 8,610 Member For: 18y 4m 29d Gender: Male Posted 27/07/10 07:50 AM Share Posted 27/07/10 07:50 AM Exaresix - lmaooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagabond Bored Member Administrator 35,722 Member For: 22y 3m 12d Gender: Male Location: Dé·jà vu Posted 27/07/10 08:05 AM Share Posted 27/07/10 08:05 AM Would be funny as fark if cops really did read this sh*t. I know of about 5 prominent ones that do....It would be even funnier to hear some of their stories.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillz Three pedals are better then two.. Donating Members 15,637 Member For: 17y 9m Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 27/07/10 08:13 AM Share Posted 27/07/10 08:13 AM I'm not sure how this sh*t even warrants a thread, but each to there own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bossmang FREAKY Donating Members 12,435 Member For: 15y 2m 1d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 27/07/10 10:12 AM Share Posted 27/07/10 10:12 AM this was back a few years, got pulled over in my old commo, at the time dumped on its balls with bald tires, lol, the usual, spun the wheels a little trying to pull out into traffic, cop pulls me over and said whats the go with that, I said to be honest, I just left my gf's place...he said say no more, handed back my licence, told me the cars abit low...and to enjoy the rest of my night. cant complain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyb Donating Members 1,097 Member For: 16y 8m 12d Gender: Male Location: Gold Coast, QLD Posted 27/07/10 12:20 PM Share Posted 27/07/10 12:20 PM (edited) I'd just bought my new CBR1000rr back in 04 and was heading out for a ride with some mates, one of whome had just bought a new hyabusa. Rounded a turn to merge onto the highway and cracked it a bit to get up to speed and the mate with the new Hyabusa followed suite and his front wheel shot straight up, he almost flipped it next to me, he shut the throttle and slammed the front wheel back down resulting in a little bit of a tank slapper... car we were merging in front of was an unmarked car.The officer got out of his car, looked me and my mates over, all but one of us pissing ourselves and our mate sh*tting himself, and said to him... "these thing are made for the big boys, if you want I can give you the keys to my car and me and your mates can take this thing home for you." We lost it even more and the copper said that if he had to scrape any of us off the road later he'd find some way to punish us. Champion. Edited 27/07/10 12:22 PM by mattyb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RegSpec Cruise Control 1,417 Member For: 18y 1m 28d Gender: Male Location: Macksville NSW. Posted 27/07/10 01:59 PM Share Posted 27/07/10 01:59 PM This wasn't so much of an excuse but more of a save by circumstance..... Back in my youth, I had an XT GT, a nice car but more of a rolling violation to the Police. Lowered to the max, huge wheels on the back, a big cam and an exhaust that consisted of two drainpipes sticking out from under the sides of the car (you can imagine what it sounded like...... :auto: On my way to the city one night to pick up my girl from work and the alternator light comes on.... I decide to try and make it to my mates place at Maroubra to fix it and then pick up the girl. Im driving back out along Anzac Parade with just my parkers on to try and save the battery.....on the other side of the road, I spot what looks like an unmarked cop car....sure enough, he chucks a U turn.....probably thinks Im a drunk....I speed up a little....he's still coming. Damn....I don't need this..if I turn the car off, the thing won't start again....Ive got to find a hill, an incline, a gutter even..... anything I can use to get the car started after he books me....he looms up behind me and hits the lights, no siren, just lights. Im still going, and getting panicky still looking for anywhere I can shut the car off and be able to clutch-start it again. After another 500 mtrs or so, he starts to get the sh*ts and hits the siren....I turn off and onto a side street...there's a little bit of an incline, so I pull over and switch the car off. Cop gets out...he's p*ssed off..... Cop...Why didn't you stop.... Me...It's got a flat battery....I had to find a hill.... He's walking round the car....how low is this thing son? and those wheels...there too' wide.....and that exhaust!!! I could hear you from the other side of Anzac Parade! I'm gonna have to put a defective sticker on this.... At this stage, Im doing a mental note of everything Im going to have to change to get it past the RTA.... :violin: And that's when the God's smiled upon me...... :angel: Across from where I had stopped, there was a big carpark that belonged to the hotel in the next street.... The cop is walking back to his car to get the defect book and that's when we heard this old Expensive Daewoo wagon doing a burnout in the carpark....the Expensive Daewoo has about 7-8 yahoos in it and he drives over the gutter in a shower of sparks, almost hits another car coming up the road and to cap it all off.....this tool sticks his head out the back window and screams out,,,,,YA' MOTHERF*CKERS at the top of his voice The cop runs back to me and says....you just make sure you do something about that exhaust alright!! then gets back in his car and roars off down the road after these guys...... Like I said.....it was just a lucky save....but I'll never forget that night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jafxr6t Member 89 Member For: 17y 9m 3d Gender: Male Location: West Lake Macquarie Posted 02/08/10 06:44 AM Share Posted 02/08/10 06:44 AM I'm sorry officer I'm late for a baked dinner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockafellqeinstien Member 325 Member For: 16y 7m 3d Posted 03/08/10 02:30 AM Share Posted 03/08/10 02:30 AM (edited) so many, but probably dont want to put them on a public notice board as they might stop working (may be we can share stories on the Snowy cruize).The one that does come to mind was quite a few years ago in a boat. Boat was legal for 4 people, I had 9 in it including a 12 year old kid with his legs over the front (every one new how to swim and it was a short trip - plus I had just got back from vietnam and thought it was normal). Any way the water cop pulls us up and goes through all the stuff I am going to get pinged for.For each offence he tells me the fine and adds it to a total. I thikn he got to $3500 and then asked for my licence - I said I didnt have one at which point he just said were are you headed, I pointed to a house 200m away and he just said "get out of here".I will share what doesnt work with cops - anything with a sense of humor.I have tried quoting every line from supertroopers (which I know cops love) and I think it just makes it worse (I dare you to call the next cop that pulls you over "farver". Edited 03/08/10 02:35 AM by rockafellqeinstien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockafellqeinstien Member 325 Member For: 16y 7m 3d Posted 03/08/10 02:48 AM Share Posted 03/08/10 02:48 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rancidpunx Brisbanes Resident Detailer Donating Members 950 Member For: 16y 1m 6d Gender: Male Location: In my Cabin Outside Brisbane. Posted 04/08/10 06:39 AM Share Posted 04/08/10 06:39 AM meow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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