Best Excuse You Have Used To Get Out Of A Ticket

[Rootster]

This police officer is going to send me a ticket for this but what the heck....probably a member on here as he told me he drives an fg xr6t.....

A couple of weeks ago while driving to soccer training...I come to this roundabout, I entered it and on the way out jump on it.....It turns the tyres a little and drove off up the road....

Not knowing at the time the car at the round about was an under cover cop car....

Well he pulls me up further down the road....I stay in the car, he comes to the window as says what was all that about.....(think nick think nick I say to myself and this is what I come up with)

Dont you just hate it when someone else drives your car...they never put the seat back in the same postion...all the way from home I've been trying to adjust the seat in the right postion...and it hadn't clipped in properly...and as I went round the roundabout the seat jerked forward and I excelerated.....that's why it spun the tyres....

He asked for my licence...I said its in the boot as it's in my training bag..I asked him if it was okay to leave the car and open the boot for him...He called his mate and the two of them watched me open the boot and my bag wasn't there....maybe the back seat I said...so I open the back door and there it is ...grab my wallet and hand over my licence...Sit back inside the car and waited for about 10 minutes....Talking to myself I'm saying these guys are throwing the book at me....Well anyway he comes back to the window and tells me the computer is down.....And he is going to ask me a few questions and depending on the answers....if its going to be warning or ticket....

First question....have you ever been arrested............NO is my answer

I'm going back to the station to check so you better say the truth...

2nd question whats your driving record like.......mmmmmmmmmmm well I'll tell you the truth I'm no angel and people who choose to drive these cars buy them for a reson....Most of my tickets are revenue collecting tickets nothing major...most 15km and under.....

Hands my licence back and tells me to have a fun at training..........lmaoooooooooo

Edited 27/07/10 03:15 AM by Dagabond
Title englishized....

[Dillz]

[icer]

lol.

5% of cops are decent.

Was your lucky day.

[Henz]

I got pulled over, I was changing songs on ipod, copper thought I was using phone.

Explained I was changing songs, my phones a worn out touch screen, nearly impossible to text with, said I can show him msgs/ phone records.

He said he'll think about it.

Sent me fine in the mail. Nowim contesting it.

[FPV6T]

I haven't been done for "turning "the tyres(touch wood)but got pulled over for flashing the car in front of me cos he was going a bit slow in the "fast" lane,motorbike cop sees me do it he was about 300meters ahead of us.so I go past the cop doing 105 kmhr (yeah silly I know)so he puts the lights on an pulls me over,he says do you have good reason for speeding and I mumbled to myself that wont work,well he heard me and said "try me",so I told him that I had just become a dad for the first time and was going home to get clothes for the missus .he congratulated me gave my licence back told me to take it easy..be on my way,no ticket!

Edited 26/07/10 09:33 AM by fpv6t

[82CNT]

I wish I had a good reason to put up here but my head hurts from all the large books that have been thrown at me over the years!

[exarsixturbo]

One of my best mates did this little doozy when he was pulled over about 2 years ago.

(NOTE: I don't condone his behaviour at all - I'm just telling the story)

My mate is driving along with two other people in the car - he is high on weed at the time...

Sees an RBT down the road and the police motion for him to pull in. So he does

Cop comes up to the window, says: "Hello, blah, blah, have you been drinking tonight...?

Mate: "No sir"

Cop: "OK" Puts my mate on the bag, he doesn't blow over because he wasn't drinking

Cop: "You are free to go now sir"

It was at this point the story gets weird, or hilarious, whichever way you look at it...

My mate, leans down, takes his shoe off, and hands it to the cop out the window of his car...

Cop: "What are you doing"

Mate: "Giving you my shoe"

Cop: "uh, why?"

Mate: "Didn’t you just say - give me your shoe?"

Cop: "No, I said you are free to go!"

Mate: "Oh right, sorry, I thought you said, give me your shoe"

At this point the two other people in the car lose their collective shyte and piss themselves laughing. The cop has a blank and confuzled look on his face, and my mate very hurriedly gets the hell out of there.

He was a very lucky boy to get away with that one!

[4DZILR]

I was coming around the main round about in wollongong one night about 2 am.. was wet.. hit it little into the st for maccas and the servo and slide out a bit... I look to my right and see a coppa coming up to the roundabout flying..

so I pull into the servo about to fill up.. and I dont look at the cop car coming from the roundabout..

I go to my rear tyres and start feeling the tread.. shaking my head and pissed off..

I look up and see the cop car..parking right behind me....no lights on.. just headlights.. and I just look in disbelief ... my luck !

I walk up to his window and he goes.. what was that mate?...

I tell him ... mate, honestly... you buy tyres cheap and youd expect a little bit of grip in them...

The copper goes.. oh really.. when did you buy them?

so on we go back to the car as the copper steps out.. I tell him 1 week ago..

he checks the tyres... tells me.. these cars are dangerous .. so take it easy on the gas.. He asks for my license to check up.. asks me the usual questions... been in trouble?

I start to fill up.. even though its a full tank hehe .. start to complain about how the bowser is not working.. just clicking over...

The copper approaches me and I tell him.. mate its not my f*ckin day I tell ya... lol as the bowser keeps clicking over and over... as if the car is full lol

he goes.. nahh its not is it. Look mate just take it easy on your drive home. Its pretty late to be driving back to Sydney. Plenty of fog on the roads..

Thanks officer.. no problems.. have a good night..

end of story lol no ticket.. and $2.80 in petrol to pay! lol

Edited 27/07/10 05:07 AM by 4DZILR

[ExAreSix]

I got pulled up for speeding last week on the Hume.

The first thing the officer said to me when he came to my window was 'I've been waiting for you all day son'.

I replied 'I'm sorry, I got here as quick as I could'.

Yeah, not pretty. He had no sense of humour.

Edited 27/07/10 07:26 AM by ExAreSix

[Dillz]

Lol, and oldie but a goody.

Would be funny as fark if cops really did read this sh*t.