tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 8m 22d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 05/06/10 05:45 AM Author Share Posted 05/06/10 05:45 AM Some say he has an extra sensory perception for pornography...and can track it down even with his eyes closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blonk Iconoclast Donating Members 4,330 Member For: 20y 3m 20d Gender: Male Location: CH Posted 05/06/10 02:27 PM Share Posted 05/06/10 02:27 PM Some say he never blinks and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves.Some say that his breath smells of magnesium and that his scared from church bells.Some say that his brain could be adapted to a highly developed Satellite navigation systemSome say that his genitals are on upside down. And that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds.Some say he gave birth to Chuck Norris,and that Tab was the mother!!!!Some say He's contracted every STD known to man, and that he has inflatable breasts to get him out of speeding tickets..We know him as the DAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Happy Birthday ya old Dag (I know its late), hope the next 40 years are kinder to you than the last..Love Scotty xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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