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  KittyKatSmack said:
so lets all kill the little bastids that spit on the Anzac Memorials instead!!!!

Who's with me?

I bags being the dude with the heshian bag of door knobs used for "Random Sack Beatings"

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I would like to ask VG and Plonky what motivates them to stay in the Police Force? Dealing with the scum of society on a daily basis, not getting any recognition for the hard work you put in day in, day out, and knowing that people such as the guy VG first mentioned have a total lack of respect for the law, or anything else for that matter, must take it's toll.

How do you guy's do it?

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Like everybody else, I only work for the money!

Really, I enjoy the money, the comraderie, the danger and the excitement.

There is nothing else to compare it with at all. The Police Force is really unique!

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Totally agree. I enjoy taking on the responsibility of the job. I love being able to see the very best and the very worst people can be. I love seeing things on the news and knowing the 'real story'. I love 'walking the wall' at night (as Col. Nathan R. JESSOP would say). I dont get a kick out of the power, I respect the authority that has been invested in me. I like to be able to step into situations and say 'that's enough', when no-one else has the guts or interest to do so. I like giving victims a voice when no-one else gives a rats arse (confronting a domestic male abuser being right up there with the top of the list). Its serious work but I have seen the funniest things of my life and heard some of the best/worst excuses ever.

If any of you have played footy for a long time, being in the coppers and working on a squad with the same guys/gals every day feels just like a footy team. We know each other better than some of our family members, and spending 8hrs in a car with someone you have no choice but getting to know what makes them tick. Like any job there it has its dickheads, pressures and sufferings but at the end of the day I powerlift, ride my bike around a velodrome at a million miles an hour, or throw my BMX in/out of the local skate park and the world is a happy place. And driving the T to and from work with some classical soothing the nerves is a very happy place.

I could never see myself doing anything else, besides pushing Hugh HEFNER aside. I love my job and am immensely proud of it, that's why I so often get on my high horse. If I didnt I wouldnt be happy with myself. There would be very few coppers that hate their job. An old favourite of ours is that there's nothing more ex than an ex-copper. Most guys/gals stay until retirement.

But I do hate nightshift sometimes........where I am right now :spit:

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VG, Plonky, curious as usual ... have you guys ever met? Do you plan to? Do you like gladiator movies? Have you ever seen a grown man naked ... :blush:

... sorry, don't know what came over me? :ermm:

What was the question? :unsure:

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  KEN 24T said:
VG, Plonky, curious as usual ... have you guys ever met? Do you plan to? Do you like gladiator movies? Have you ever seen a grown man naked ... :spit:

... sorry, don't know what came over me? :spit:

What was the question? :banghead:

Ken

Now Peter Graves (Flying High, Mission Impossible etc) made those words famous.

Just like the Nun talking to jive to the blacks on the plane

"Sock it to me, sock it to me, mmmmmm little bit greasy, hmmmm!"

I'm sure it wasn't Leslie Neilsen who was the perverted pilot!

I have no doubt that VG and his 47 (his avatar with the extra chromosome) will meet one day. In fact I think we have back in 1994 down in the ACT during an operation (old Armed Holdup Squad story)

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  plonky said:
Now Peter Graves (Flying High, Mission Impossible etc) made those words famous.

Just like the Nun talking to jive to the blacks on the plane

"Sock it to me, sock it to me, mmmmmm little bit greasy, hmmmm!"

I'm sure it wasn't Leslie Neilsen who was the perverted pilot!

Now that was one funny movie :lol:

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  plonky said:
  KEN 24T said:
VG, Plonky, curious as usual ... have you guys ever met? Do you plan to? Do you like gladiator movies? Have you ever seen a grown man naked ...  :spit:

... sorry, don't know what came over me?  :spit:

What was the question?  :banghead:

Ken

Now Peter Graves (Flying High, Mission Impossible etc) made those words famous.

Just like the Nun talking to jive to the blacks on the plane

"Sock it to me, sock it to me, mmmmmm little bit greasy, hmmmm!"

I'm sure it wasn't Leslie Neilsen who was the perverted pilot!

I have no doubt that VG and his 47 (his avatar with the extra chromosome) will meet one day. In fact I think we have back in 1994 down in the ACT during an operation (old Armed Holdup Squad story)

Surely you can't be serious ... yes I am, and stop calling me Shirley ... :lol:

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You know Ken, I can still watch that movie and pick up something new every time!

It really is a classic example of quick fast humour.

Very much akin to the first Naked Gun movie.

Frank Drebin " Well Al, what do you think caused this?

Al " Sex, Frank"

Frank " Err, not right now Al"

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