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Help My Old Man Wants 2 Buy A Crewman Ute!


daninme

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can't believe it he came home and told me the news!

I cant let him buy a crew man ute!

my old man will never change fom Expensive Daewoo even though he knows he likes the falcon and just is a better car... (I caught him checkin out my T heaps of times)

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  • Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky
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Daninme, put Viagra in his morning orange juice for a week ... he'll be so proud/entertained/distracted, he won't be able to drive a car, never mind buy one. :idea: :lol:

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Pfffft, if he's that strange, and wants to lower himself and buy a holden, let him buy it, us Turbo owners need somebody to overtake!!!!

My motto:

Holden = left lane

Ford = right lane! :lol:

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  • Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky
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Mate if he wants to buy a Expensive Daewoo none of us here can help - he needs professional help - ask Ken for the name of his "special" doctor LOL.

HEY! :thumbsup:

I'm not sharing Dr StrangeLove with anybody ... :blink:

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  • The Bionic Man - half man-half titanium
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Daninme

Firstly ask you old man if he like moving his car from its parking spot every hour. If he doesn't then he has to realise that the Crewman is 5.3 metres longs which makes it a Long Vehicle (over 4.5 metres)

This means he can only park the Crewman in a residential area on the street or in a CBD area for a maximum of 1 hour.

Exceeding that will be a Parking ticket.

'Betcha the Expensive Daewoo dealer didn't tell him that.

He will also have to put a 'Long Vehicle' sticker (Yellow and red diagonals) on the back of his 'Crewman' This will allow him to turn left or right from the centre or opposite lane because if he doesn't he also risks a fine for not making a correct Left/Right turn

'Betcha the Expensive Daewoo Salesman didnt tell him that!

End of the day the Crewman thing is a big wank and quite frankly I dont think they will sell. It would be even more embarrasing when a couple of clued up (Ford fans) HWP guys drive around towns looking for illegally parked Crewmans and handing out Parking tickets!

Tell him he's better of with a Ford Ute (especially the RTV High rider)

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  • The Bionic Man - half man-half titanium
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Not stupid, just road rules regarding long vehicles.

The Crewman is 5.3 metres long. This makes it a long vehicle (more than 4.5m) and therefore has restriction on parking and turning at intersections.

Anyone with an LR/MR/HR/HC license will know what Im talking about.

Long vehicles cannot be parked for more than 1 hour in residential streets.

These parking rules are rarely enforced (because Councils employ civilians to do that job) but HWP Police can still write out parking tickets if they so desire.

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