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Deep in a Vietnamese jungle I had this lunch covered in about a dozen little "seeds". Had been walking for around 2.5 hours and stopped for lunch. Not thinking / caring I ate them and it turned out to be little mosquito things. Few days later I was terribly sick but that was due to some fish I suspect They were crunchy to!

Like Benny said, in 3rd world Asian countries its best not to look sometimes :) Going through markets with meats hanging outside, flies all over it etc. Somewhat eye opening at first

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A few years back I went o our local Sizzler restraunt. I had finished my meal an was alf way through eating my dessert when an employee went to fill the machine with mix.. She lifted the top lid and started to pour the contents into the machine. Much o my horror. I saw the word "Toliets" written on the side in Niko pen.. I have never been back....

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Found a band aid in some fried rice that I got from a chinese shop. Yeah not cool

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Ive never really had anything too bad happen, the missus got a burger from a greasy lunch shop once and after one bite found a thick thick black arab hair from the greasy fella that served us and made it.

I remember a woman in England who bit into a macdonalds nugget after her kid would not eat it. Was full of puss and turned out to be a chicken tumer of some sort.

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A few years back I went o our local Sizzler restraunt. I had finished my meal an was alf way through eating my dessert when an employee went to fill the machine with mix.. She lifted the top lid and started to pour the contents into the machine. Much o my horror. I saw the word "Toliets" written on the side in Niko pen.. I have never been back....

BAHHAHAHHAHA! We have a winner!

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I didnt eat it and it wasnt found in my lunch but was some one elses whole lunch, I spent a small amount of time in port augusta whilest working away, there was an aboriginal fellow there, he used to keep meat wrapped in raggs and stored in an old coffee pot he had. He would take the meat out and it would be almost green, he then droped it into boiling water, cut the green sh*t off and cooked it.

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Years ago....my girl at the time and I bought a couple of hamburgers at this take-away store....

We go back to the car to eat and I take ONE bite....yuk, tasted woeful.....the meat was obviously OFF, big time!! :pukeup:

So I take em' back in and say "What's this mate?....new dogsh*t flavour?....these are off and I want a refund..

The guy behind the counter says their prime beef....I say they might have been once pal....but it was a long time ago and I still want a refund.

He says "No, you've already started eating it"......and that's when I went off... :gooff:

Ok, if you want to do it the hard way.......and I went outside and started to tell everybody who walked by and even looked like going into his shop that the food was crap..... :bowdown:

He comes out going off and I eventually got the refund but had to threaten him with the Health Dept. to get it.

I rang em' anyway when we got home...... :beerchug:

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When I worked at a ply mill some years ago, one of the pie wagon owners, Bob.. Would arrive.

He`d roll out of his Hi lux with the pie wagon back on it, swing both legs onto the ground and in one fluid movement stand and as he did reach around and poke his thumb down his arse crack and hoist his Stubbies up.

He`d then, with that same hand grab his tongs and say: " Okay fella`s who`s first ? "

One smoko I walked past his truck and serreptitiously poinked a dent in a jam donut that was wrapped in clingwrap.

It was not only still there that afternoon, it was there next morning..

I can garrantee Bob did not unload that wagon..

That what does not kill, gives Strength!

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